Matt Markman

Buy my book: Killing Myself with Comedy at and Amazon

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I’m pre-selling 200 signed and numbered copies before it hits Amazon. If you would like one please send $20 plus a few bucks for shipping, along with your shipping address to my Venmo @ Matt-Markman-1 or my PayPal @ Mattmarkman and I’ll send you a signed numbered copy!

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R.I.P. #MitchMcconnell

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@EricLDaugh Nobody is terrified of the fat man.

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@loveislandusa

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@Gugulethu_y223 You dumb as fuq

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@notpopbase

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@BackersGamesF @FortniteStatus Same, and none of the fixes work. Come on @FortniteStatus. Fix this please or at least acknowledge.

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@Breaking911 We don’t believe you guys…… sorry

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@bluestripe402 @netflix You mad bro?

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@QueenEmiTV @Fortnite

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@bawsedubbkiccz7 @JustFreshKicks Liar

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@dom_lucre Really….Shocked…….a big man who wrestled for year looks and acts old and broken down……shocked……..

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@Phoenix2A_1980s Captain America???

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@DonaldTrumpnq

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@AntiLeftMemes I would t want to wake him

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@YANGS1K @Matt_Pinner Gayyyyyyyyy

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@GlobalUpdates24

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@pinkywinky_22

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@BeerdadB @OurSf49ers @TomPelissero Grow up…..Six Seeeevvveeenn

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@babyfacedubs @GoIdenState I have tickets to see the Warriors in San Antonio Wednesday for my son’s first game. We are still sweating!!!

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@Girlpatriot1974 Tell me rap is soft now without telling me rap is soft now!