@psychic_desert In Watermelon Sugar
The Windup Bird Chronicle
A Hundred Years of Solitude
If On A Winter's Night A Traveler
The Land Across
The Crying of Lot 49
@realDonaldTrump It’s time to follow the lead of the great pharaohs and place traps and curses around our nations statues. Strong move. People will say “He is good prez”
Also, my top 5 horny songs:
5) tusk - fleetwood mac
4) power & the passion - oils
3) I want a new drug - huey lewis
2) what is hip? - tower of power
1) close to me - the cure
Ex goth genx peter pansexual boomer dad rock with a side of funk is pretty much my aesthetic.
@apihtawikosisan Oof, this is *so* me, including being unable to tell time on an analog clock. Don't feel sad or weird though - think of how much more fascinating and fun your life has been vs a boring neurotypical person. While you mastered throwing knives they watched tv.
No one wants trees to be infinitely tall.
No one expects flowers to bloom forever.
No one hopes for a birdsong to trill on unending.
No one judges a sunset on symmetry.
Nature’s loveliness springs from limitation and imperfection.
Please don’t hold yourself to a higher standard.
And let's be honest, Eyes Of The Dragon, Talisman, and the Gunslinger books are objectively better fantasy than a whiny schoolboy whose problems are all solved by other people.
@saul_mondriaan You need not be a murder boy to fight! For every Achilles, there is an Odysseus building wooden horses. Athena triumphs over Mars iin the end.
AVATAR: THE LAST BENDERE OF THE AYRE
Prologue:
The Watir, Erthe, the Fyre, and eke the Ayre!
Yn auncient tymes yn harmonye most fayre
Four naciouns dwelled yn peace biyond compare.
@realDonaldTrump And on the Executive Order, these words appear:
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.”