Matthew Maxwell

[Matthew Maxwell @MattMax1206]

@MySleepyHouse London Evans!

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What a beautiful and delicate film. Congrats @MarkDuplass. #blueyjay

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#GameofThrones

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You know Jim Morrison was an amazing songwriter because he can rhythm "fire" with "fire".

[Matthew Maxwell @MattMax1206]

Found out today @joshritter is playing in Charleston on my birthday. I asked my wife if I could go. Turns out I ruined my bday surprise.

[Matthew Maxwell @MattMax1206]

Nothing sexier than measuring out a cup of mayonnaise

[Matthew Maxwell @MattMax1206]

Mom asked me if the DVDS I wanted for Christmas should be full screen or flat screen. Old people are adorable.

[Matthew Maxwell @MattMax1206]

@sonicfan2181 pretty good. Marriage, mortgage...just need the white picket fence.

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@sonicfan2181 hey buddddy. How's it going?

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@MrBos92 by daze it. We don't have cable. But thanks for letting me know.

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@MrBos92 the whosa whats?

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@MrBos92 I sung The Monorail song randomly in the car the other day. "The ring came off my pudding can."

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The woes of forgetting what you wanted to Google

[Matthew Maxwell @MattMax1206]

@CSNotCoffee girl you don't know me #letmedome

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There's a doings a transpirin'

[Matthew Maxwell @MattMax1206]

I buff my shoes with toilet paper and water #thatshowido

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Happy Halloween! https://t.co/Sd6RwvhGKU