Roy Morbison

king of the hack-off

[Roy Morbison @MattMehrv]

@JonathanQuick32 you’re shit quick

[Roy Morbison @MattMehrv]

@danihuntley Nah fuck you

[Roy Morbison @MattMehrv]

@surgical702 @elikasadeghi Are u freakin kiddddingggg meeee

[Roy Morbison @MattMehrv]

@elikasadeghi @lesmicek Like showlezard?

[Roy Morbison @MattMehrv]

@LeBatard_Reddit Morning Roast rise uppp

[Roy Morbison @MattMehrv]

@JonathanQuick32 johnsonnnn long time no talk. You gonna shotgun after that Jakey snipeeee???

[Roy Morbison @MattMehrv]

@DVNJr DVN a savaaaaaage

[Roy Morbison @MattMehrv]

@bakermayfield Bro you ever just SHUT UP

[Roy Morbison @MattMehrv]

@JonathanQuick32 hey Johnson you ever hear the song Chelsea dagger? I heard it 4 times tonight

[Roy Morbison @MattMehrv]

@realDonaldTrump HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY GREAT LEADER

[Roy Morbison @MattMehrv]

@MichaelRyanRuiz 2 requests if you guys are still doing the throwback. The first time Dan called Billy Garemy OR Hoch’s poop / bathroom shoes story ✌️

[Roy Morbison @MattMehrv]

@JonathanQuick32 sick effort tonight chief

[Roy Morbison @MattMehrv]

@MichaelRyanRuiz what a slapping 🍆

[Roy Morbison @MattMehrv]

@DavePratt1040 you are awful at your job. That Bennett take was out of touch as always. Absolute mind fuck you're still under contract

[Roy Morbison @MattMehrv]

@bcliquor @SatiarShah My name is Roy

[Roy Morbison @MattMehrv]

@SatiarShah hey Satty, I'm Persian too. Now how bout a job at sportsnet?

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

[BC Liquor @bcliquor]

Talk to your kids about drinking... while you're blackout drunk... at 3am... and eating a big Mac. You'll be glad you did ;)

[Roy Morbison @MattMehrv]

@cityofcoquitlam how bout those plows show Panorama Drive and Waterford Place some love? Looks like a Moguls run

[Roy Morbison @MattMehrv]

@SatiarShah or sucky