Matt Melchert

27 | OKC | make stuff | this app is terrible

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Well, at least Reddit liked it

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Nailed it

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Idk who Jack Harlow is but his music is bad and he’s got a Nightmare Before Christmas ass name.

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@MikeAduddell Very cool, dude!

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Dude, Fig Newtons go.

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I think Brioche is Grioche.

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Smoked Tacos Al pastor. Grilled pineapple salsa. Hybrid corn/flour tortillas w/crispy pan fried cotija.

Show your friends.

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Guac me like a hurricane.

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Surprise surprise; I was right.

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I’m making chicken tenders today. I believe they will be perfection.

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@PFTompkins A guilty displeasure. I’d say mine would be cucumbers and watermelons. Tastes like a dirty salad bar.

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@EthanStew Sorry man. I gotta eat green eggs and ham with Sam I am.

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I hate green beer. What a dumb idea.

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Coffee will be poured directly into customers cupped hands.

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Starbucks is working on a plan to phase out its iconic cups https://t.co/LqhtSINis6

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Crazy that Waffle House guessed all the right letters but all in the wrong order.

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@lindsguns Lovely. Just what I expected.

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Changing my cell phone number tomorrow after 16 years with the same one. Idk why I am emotionally attached to a set of numbers.

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@lindsguns Any tips on the annoying process of updating all my accounts?

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@MikeAduddell It was outstanding. Highly recommend.

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I can’t stop thinking about this burrito I had yesterday in Dallas.

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@MikeAduddell It was called Salsa Limon