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Former head of the CIA turned endangered species veterinarian. Self made millionaire who donated all his fortune to underprivilesged trust fund kids of LA.

[rapmasterziggy @MattMelena]

@ShireenArtist Oh, good. I thought I was the only one. Or, that’s funny. I don’t think about you at all.

[rapmasterziggy @MattMelena]

The fact that you have to claim to be better than me at anything is a declaration of your own weakness, not mine. #titties

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What if dogs don’t like it when you rub their bellies but instead just really like it when you rub their nipples? #titties

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Gods have no religion. #titties

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@cobraalerts Werd

[rapmasterziggy @MattMelena]

I understand the fury in your words. But I do not understand your words.

[rapmasterziggy @MattMelena]

Being married sucks. And I can’t believe I was fucking suckered into a second time. Fuuuuuck thiiiiis shiiiit. And the f you’re married fuck you too

[rapmasterziggy @MattMelena]

Damn you doughnuts. Stupid sugar coated sugar bombs! Diabetes causing, fat fucktifying quadruplefiers. Tasty fucks! Get your act together and start being healthy. Assholes!….

I can’t stay mad at you. I didn’t mean it. I’ll never leave you. Promise. Forever. I love you.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

This is so accurate. I miss real leadership.

[Raghu @IndiaTales7]

Donald Trump: “NATO is zero without America”

Meloni: “Cool… so should we shut down your bases, cut trade, or just storm McDonald’s? 🤔”

Iconic power move 🔥🇮🇹 🇺🇸

[Satire]

[Yasmina @yasminalombaert]

Brilliant!

“Trump, the peacemaker.” - Jonathan Pie

“Back to you, Sophie.
Thank you. It's interesting, isn't it, that Trump signed this deal in Versailles, you know, the location of another famous humiliating, total capitulation. But you know, of course, Trump will spin this as a massive success because he's got form in declaring he's won when clearly he hasn't.

But this war was a success in the same way that paying $14 million to have large chunks of blue paint floating in an algae-infested reflecting pool was money well spent.

The truth is, the United States has rarely looked weaker, and Iran has rarely looked stronger, having now worked out that if anyone doesn't do exactly what they want them to, they'll just close the Strait of Hormuz, and they've got the whole world by the bullbags.

We went from week one: "I will win. Victory will be easier than that time I kidnapped the president of Venezuela."

To week two: "I won."

To week three: "Why aren't you helping me win?"

To week four: "I don't need your help to win, but if you don't help me win, I'm going to destroy NATO."

Week five: "If you don't let me win, I'll annihilate an entire civilization."
It's quite a feat to give the Iranian regime the moral high ground, but luckily, Donald Trump shattered the illusion of American morality a long time ago.

Week six: "We're winning, and to prove it, here's an AI picture of me dressed as Jesus.”

Week seven: "The Pope is a soy-filled, woke, Guardian reader."

Week eight: "I'm getting bored now."

Weeks nine through to 14: "Really bored now, and I've got ballrooms to build and cage fights on the White House lawn to organise."

And four months later, victory!

Thank you very much, where's my peace prize?

And if the rest of the G7 can just clear up the mess and pay the bill, that would be great.

The outcome was always inevitable, but you know, it's been fun to watch.

Most of Trump's posts on Truth Social around the conflict have sounded less like the leader of the free world and more like a 14-year-old boy who's the only one left in the class not to have fingered anyone.

One particular highlight being on Easter Sunday, when Trump went on to Truth Social to write, "Open the fucking strait, you crazy bastards."
Which are the words of a true diplomat with supreme control of the situation.

He then spent some time at the White House Easter Egg Roll, where he gave a speech to a bunch of bemused primary school children about how he's thinking of starting World War III in Iran and Joe Biden's auto-pen.

But this conflict hasn't all been plain sailing. Trump got really angry with the UK, and Spain, and Canada, Australia, Italy—in fact, anyone who raised any objections to this gross example of imperial overreach was branded a coward.

It was as if he felt like we should all be grateful that his latest piece of American expansionism didn't involve making Canada the 51st state or carpet bombing the sleepy village of Greenland.

Perhaps if you want your allies to be good allies, then maybe start treating us like allies. Don't bully your allies, or slam illegal tariffs on your allies, or interfere with their elections by overtly promoting far-right parties across Europe whilst hurling insults at our leaders and threatening to invade Allied sovereign territory, and then demand we come to your aid just because you started a war because one, Benjamin Netanyahu told you to, and two, to distract from the fact that you appear in the Epstein files more times than Jesus is mentioned in the Bible.

But at least someone did all right out of this whole thing. Well, for me, the highlight of the whole shit show was the $2.1 billion in bets placed minutes before presidential announcements about the war in Iran.

1/2

[Himanshu Kumar @codewithimanshu]

My girlfriend asked why I was smiling at 4 AM.

I turned the laptop toward her. Terminal open.

“What are all those green numbers?”

“$1,129. While you were asleep.”

“Doing what?”

“Nothing. Claude scanned 14,000 wallets, found 47 that *never* lose, then built a bot that mirrors their trades.”

She stared for 10 seconds:

+$3.87 captured
+$6.42 captured
+$12.71 captured

“It just… keeps printing?”

“Every few seconds. New line. New money.”

“How much did you start with?”

“$300. It’s $1,429 now. Eleven hours. Still slept.”

“What does it actually do?”

“Buys at $0.48. Sells at $0.52. Skims $0.04. Doesn’t matter who ‘wins’—it just takes the spread.”

“That’s legal?”

“Citadel does this on the NYSE every day—with 400 engineers. I’m doing it with one screen.”

She looked at the P&L curve. No dips. Just up.

“Can you make me one?”

“Already setting yours up.”

She still doesn’t fully get it.

The bot doesn’t care.

All you need: Claude + a laptop + 1 hour/day.

Giving this free for 24 hours. To get it:

1. Comment “Claude”
2. Like and Retweet this post
3. Follow me @codewithimanshu (so i can DM you)

Save this post. Deploy the bot this weekend. Start with $300. Scale on evidence.

[rapmasterziggy @MattMelena]

@codewithimanshu Claude

[rapmasterziggy @MattMelena]

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck

[rapmasterziggy @MattMelena]

There’s some hard lessons in life knowing when to move on. But you’ve got to listen. keep your mind open. It won’t come around again. When you’re feeling held back is just before you’re about to feel that explosion behind catapulting you to something great. Accept it.

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There is no safe harbor for me anymore. What do you do? Where do you go?

[rapmasterziggy @MattMelena]

Every time something major falls apart in my life I get thrust into something else with an entropy so powerful it gives me whiplash

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The act of revelation is in itself healing.

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@GaryStoneSWS Leak

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@marryevan999 Claude