Matt Melvin

Writing The Leeches Loom, a FREE to read on-going fantasy novel.

Bsns emails: [email protected]

[Matt Melvin @MattMelvin]

Yes, I am guilt-tripping you into reading my book. You're stuck at home. It's free. I didn't pull out the butt trumpets for nothing!

https://t.co/LlXyRNShi3

The first few chapters are already live. New chapters go up every Wednesday. That's tomorrow! How convenient!

[Matt Melvin @MattMelvin]

finally downloaded the reddit app and I couldn’t help but notice the very first recommended app was made to help cope with masturbation addiction and honestly that just fits so well

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@EvenflowEffect Amazing. Did you sell them the rights to your story or are you just producing?

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@WhaleGeologist Omg, just yesterday I was just thinking about how I used to watch Twin Peaks while building Lego in the living room of my little old LA apartment.

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Anyone else getting voicemails all day that sound like the lost transmissions of a dying robot just saying “please help me” over and over?

No, just me?

Cool.

Cool cool cool.

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@MassieGG The kids that grew up parking alts at the Orgrimmar AH are the real ones to fear.

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Forgot to post an update last week, so think of this as a two-fer! Also, got a special something coming your way this weekend: a free ebook!

New chapter of The Leeches Loom!
👉 https://t.co/aEfgmMUyvl

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@Chrisreed619 To be completely honest it sucks here, too.

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@Chrisreed619 fucking WHY

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Timezones will mess this up for most of you, but right now is the 21st minute of the 21st hour of the 21st day of the 21st year of the 21st century. That's mildly interesting!

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Apparently they're rebooting Walker Texas Ranger? First of all, enough with the reboots. And not only will nobody live up to Chuck Fucking Norris, but how are they ever gonna top this?

https://t.co/zKI610MBpA

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@dana_howl holy hell you are good at this

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The first novel is finished and now begins the first novella! A young Isha navigates her way through the life of an urchin amongst the streets of Rah'qet.

New chapter of The Leeches Loom!
👉 https://t.co/NDhILI30uZ

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So, uh, I wrote a sex scene...

Also, it's the FINAL CHAPTER! Book 1 is officially done, the perfect time to get your friends to start reading 😉😉

👉 https://t.co/kJj2uqKHUW

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@HiredCam The ones fully aware of what they’re doing who still don’t give shit.

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A story in three acts.

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@TwitUser1981 Can't say for sure, but she was at a club in Florida so I'm guessing no.

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@MassieGG Doubt you need to hear this, but be careful out there, man.

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@dana_howl Thanks! Your art class videos were gamechanging.

[Matt Melvin @MattMelvin]

Hey, check out this thing I made!

My very first diorama and second ever painted mini. Big props to @dana_howl for her mini painting tutorials as they were a huge help. Still a ways to go, but I'm proud of what I've got so far.

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@Sickboy_71 @dana_howl Yep! That's my best attempt at turning a zombie mini into a clicker 😆