mattilda

what a bunch of hippy dippy baloney

[mattilda @MattMiller08]

Damn these property management companies are charging $2 to view a house now

[mattilda @MattMiller08]

The diamond necklace I’ve wanted for over a year and that has been on sale for the entire past year is now $700 🙃

[mattilda @MattMiller08]

Getting off work at 5 is the worst! Damn sun in my eyes every way I look

[mattilda @MattMiller08]

The guy that picked up my car for an oil change said “I’m here for a Mrs Miller?” And I said I guess that’s me and gave him the keys 😂😂

[mattilda @MattMiller08]

Every time I have a stress dream my watch tells me my heart rate was higher than normal while sleeping.. like yea babe I was late for my flight and I got lost. I could only use my iPad as I’m running around but couldn’t find my ticket and then I missed my flight

[mattilda @MattMiller08]

*waiter puts down check*
Me: oh that’s not bad (on a $400 bill I’m not paying) 🤪

[mattilda @MattMiller08]

Old people love a free cup of coffee. This man just walked into the repair shop and the lady said how can I help you and he said first I’ll take a cup of that coffee

[mattilda @MattMiller08]

I keep seeing TikTok’s of heelys and I wait a pair so bad

[Reshika 💫 @reshuu_ka]

😂😂

[mattilda @MattMiller08]

Interesting this year my apartment decides to clean off the sidewalk when last winter they didn’t even put salt down once

[mattilda @MattMiller08]

Officially got promoted to supervisor today 🤪

[mattilda @MattMiller08]

after 30 sec

[Rita📍 @Rita_RK09]

boys after 30 min of kissing 💀🥵

[mattilda @MattMiller08]

@OctobersOwn_JP 😂😂 I already checked to make sure it was still on the cage

[mattilda @MattMiller08]

It’s crazy how tired I get the second a movie gets put on

[mattilda @MattMiller08]

My hair looks so good today

[mattilda @MattMiller08]

accidentally ordered chicken w broccoli instead of beef w broccoli so now I’m mad. Why is chicken w broccoli even an option on the menu???

[Chris E. Teigen @ChrisETeigen]

I fucking love this man

[mattilda @MattMiller08]

I got the scholarship! 🥳🥳

[mattilda @MattMiller08]

Applied for a scholarship and needed my GMs endorsement. Just realized I’ve been spelling his last name wrong in every email I’ve ever sent him so…

[mattilda @MattMiller08]

A person who goes to the fair. A fair goer or a fairy?

[mattilda @MattMiller08]

Don’t make me honk at you. I lay on it for 10 seconds minimummmm and longer if you really pmo