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[JOE @LeBron_Eames]

I’ve decided to get in the best shape of my life in order to beat the fuck out of Jonah Hill

[cav empty @cavempty_]

the second best feeling in the whole world is when a girl runs her fingers through your hair. the best feeling is definitely besting a foe in a test of swordsmanship. he was careless, a lunge too far, an opening for my blade. you were formidable but never stood a chance

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

they stop asking you for ID once the light in your eyes is gone

[️sof @sodazerosugar]

ate the temu filet mignon now my neck won’t move

[not a good woman @rii6ual]

I don’t go to the gym to be healthy, I go out of pure narcissism

[miri @mishtimere]

Streamers say 'mods' the same way a medieval lord would say 'guards’

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Thank you for your service 🫡

[mrpancake4343 @mrpancake4343]

THEYRE LYING ABOUT THE SNOW STORM BEING BAD TO MOVE NUCLEAR WEAPONS ON THE HIGHWAYS. DRIVE ON THE HIGHWAYS!

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

so you WERE fucking watching

[Hayden @ch0rizoCS]

She wants a knight in shining armor but im just a chud in polyester

[. @kratomthug]

playing chess with old guys at the park and insisting I'm allowed to use my turn to make no move. They get incredibly upset and I show them my doctored rule book that also says bishops can flip to a mirror position across the boards central axis when only 3 pawns are left in play

[roo @rootemperature]

told my brother i’m going to a psychiatrist

[ant @persistantz]

if i was a beer i'd be chudlight

[braxton @_braxtonfowler]

@treyminni Just put the fries in the bag man

[Tony Snell @treyminni]

How much goy could a goyim slop if a goyim could slop goy

[Worst Contrarian - BACK OFFICE @ LARP CAPITAL @larpcapitalwc]

Goals for 2026:

- switch up on my oldest friends
- forget where I came from
- spend less time with my family
- let the money change me

[Prussian Blues Traveler @NWordBiden]

Watching my wife play Zelda and it’s really shocking that we let women have rights