Matt Montero

Writer, photographer, food eater.

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

Then Jesus said unto the sick, “you better have insurance.”

Then Jesus said unto the stranger, “are you here legally?”

Then Jesus said unto the hungry, “my taxes better not be paying for these loaves and fishes.”

Then Jesus said unto the poor, “this is your own fault.”

[sean @_sn_n]

the average red state is closer to Sharia Law than Zohran’s NYC

[Matt Montero @MattMontero]

@catbunnyswift OK but only if we can gender swap and I can be PersephonHE 🥀

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

"Grandpa, how did this happen and whatnot?"

"Well Bobby, a drag queen read a storybook, so the only choice was to become a racist, fascist dictatorship and let seven wockaflockas take all the money."

[Jolina Jasmine @JolinaJasmine]

Homophobes will literally tell a gay person to go kill themselves under a “happy pride” post on social media…. And in the same breath say “I don’t understand why they need a whole month?”

Because of YOU , bitch.

[Negan @Roger_Negan]

This

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

When your co-worker's like, "I support erasing your history and the voting districts your ancestors fought and died for. Anyway, let's get out there and beat the Eagles. High-five!"

[Middle Age Riot @middleageriot]

White House: "President Trump remains in excellent health."

[Sal the Agorist @SallyMayweather]

The best thing you can do for fallen soldiers on Memorial Day is to stop voting for politicians who make more of them.

[Winter @LeftyWinter]

Here we go again!

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

"There's no way you can write a ten page paper without chatGPT"
WE COULD LITERALLY DO EVERYTHING THAT EVER HAPPENED IN HUMAN HISTORY WITHOUT CHATGPT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

To my peeps, and my Brown and LGBTQ friends. Never forget that your light was so damn bright they handed the world to the first asshole who promised to dim it.

[Matt Montero @MattMontero]

@heyitsjeffreyc You gotta keep your head low ... but still find your light!

[toni @melindaqiaolian]

what is zohran mamdani’s plan to save death becomes her