Matt Humberger

[DAZN Football @DAZNFootball]

Darrelle Revis reaction to getting traded to the Bucs. (vid) http://t.co/r53QaDd5Jn

[Matt Humberger @MattMyfsu]

Today I got compared to archer. Best compliment of my life

[Matt Humberger @MattMyfsu]

Hey don't act like you've never passed out in the street in rollerblades

[Trevor Moore @itrevormoore]

If North Koreas planning a pre-emptive nuke strike. Isnt this when we should all start talking about how Detroit is our most important city?

[Matt Humberger @MattMyfsu]

@josh_baginski @psnoles @connor_maguire @fuckwhatuthot aweeeee you're so sweet. What poem was that from?

[Matt Humberger @MattMyfsu]

@ListerTara @ciaralizz I'm not the drunk one leaning on coke cans

[Trevor Moore @itrevormoore]

You can't judge a book by it's cover. Unless that "cover" is a "Tap Out" sweatshirt.

[Matt Humberger @MattMyfsu]

I found $50 in my pocket today. The kid in me said "buy nerf guns and candy!" while my adult side said "buy whiskey, nerf guns and candy!"

[Matt Humberger @MattMyfsu]

When will you see
How much you really mean to me,
Oh my god who in the hell has been washing your brain
Just loose the girl and start again!

[Matt Humberger @MattMyfsu]

So pretend your in my shoes, you got nothing to loose and if I'm acting slutty then it's probably form the booze, the booze #pepper

[Matt Humberger @MattMyfsu]

#thepagemaster on fx movies? I think yes!!!!

[Matt Humberger @MattMyfsu]

San Fran has alot of queers and Baltimore had alot of ex convicts and they're both comfortable with ass fucking! #atleastwerenotgay #theburn

[Matt Humberger @MattMyfsu]

kiss me and smile for me
and tell me that you'll wait for me
and hold me like you'll never let me go
oh don'tcha really want to say that

[Matt Humberger @MattMyfsu]

First wins feeling pretty good #LockoutWithYourCockOut

[Matt Humberger @MattMyfsu]

Finally the pens can finish a game! #NHLproblems #penguins

[Matt Humberger @MattMyfsu]

God fucking damnit pens! Why can't you ever finish a game strong?!