Matt

Pour me somethin’ tall and strong

[Matt @MattMylleville]

every canadian has fucked up once and ordered an iced tea in the states

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Used to Snapchat my friends funny things when we were drunk and now we snap each other our new golf clothes

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I think my girlfriend likes her PC optimum points more than she likes me

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Gotta be honest I haven’t really been feeling fly like a G6 lately

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Ikea furniture is just lego for adults

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I don’t tweet much anymore but Happy New Years to everyone

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hey baby you wanna DQ grill and chill

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@naschmaltz Picklejar Lakes, South Kannanaskis!

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Sunday Funday, don’t get much better than this

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Costco hotdogs are the only things that haven’t raised in price due to inflation. Salute the homies.

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What a night out at the Okotoks Pro Rodeo

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New phone backgrounds for y’all

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These gas prices are getting a lil more friendly now

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I love hard copy photos. Give me a photo album filled with 3x5’s and polaroids of memories through life. I feel like photos are so lost in this technology era.

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New found addiction to extra spicy Caesar’s

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Comfy AND practical.

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Crocs are easily my best purchase in the last 5+ years

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Camping? Going golfing? Hungover and getting food? Doing some yard work? Crocs. I wear those mf’ers everywhere.

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All I want in life is a nice little parcel of land in the country with a couple of cows

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Oh you’re from Ottawa? You only told me 6 times. No I’ve never been to the St. Lawrence.

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People from Ottawa are so annoying