Matt Neas

Women are more like a beer, They smell good They taste good and you will step over your own mother just to get one.

- Homer Simpson

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@tylermilliken_ At some point Roman Anthony is gonna be in the 3rd spot

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@RexChapman He was a soccer ref before he became a football ref.

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@NYDailyNews May have been?

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@chadzumock A women scorned

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@aebaebe @andrewschulz Catfish some other dolt... I ain't stupid bro.

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@TroyHasEbola They weren't wrong

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@GlockRivers Totally fine behavior... Nothing to see here

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@nickmullen Friendly reminder... This is what happens when you let methed out hookers shit on your face.

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@KFreehams You need a rub?

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@bertkreischer Patriots Falcons Super Bowl

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@SarahKSilverman You're a dolt.

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@chadzumock @KILLTONY @TheComedyStore @TonyHinchcliffe @redban @realjeffreyross @ThatKevinSmith @Ron_White Kevin Brennan Jr is being passive aggressive... Dad hasn't talked shit yet, but when he does... Just wait for the zinger

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@chadzumock @redlobster Maybe... But the suicide prevention line is open.

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@luisjgomez You look old in those glasses.

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Christmas 2019: Show everyone Kevin Spacey video. Discuss possible occult significance. Reread article out loud about his accuser dying while someone washes dishes. Use the phrase ritual sacrifice multiple times while frosty the snowman plays.

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@xshayts She could play on my team everyday of the week and twice on Sunday!!!

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@pattonoswalt The only hope, won't come until 2024... Sorry 😢

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@Shanemgillis Stop it Shane!!! We all know why you shouldn't of been on the list. 😁

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@CompoundBoss Turning into the normal day to day... And we only have one person to blame... TRUMP!!!! To be honest, it is white people's fault, white Democrats fault.