Matt Noyes

I’m off Twitter tho

[Matt Noyes @MattNoyesMusic]

Some dickhead neighbour who doesn’t exist chirped my lawn in a dream last night and im still rattled. #gettingoldbud

[Matt Noyes @MattNoyesMusic]

Receiving word that ordering a ‘water no pulp’ will be the embarrassing Dad thing to do at a restaurant in 2022. Blessed be the fruit.

[Jim Norton @JimNorton]

We don't have to encourage every celebrity who gives a good speech to run for president.

[Matt Noyes @MattNoyesMusic]

Lighten up bro #jeez #hoian #ancientcity #lit #lanterns #vietnam #alwaysbecaptioning @ Hoi An… https://t.co/wus2JWZSGY

[Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor]

30 years ago today I did the imaginable, I did the crime that sent me to prison. At the time, I thought my life was over but in retrospect, its the day my life really began.......I thank society everyday for giving me a second chance, I took it and ran with it........thank you!

[Matt Noyes @MattNoyesMusic]

How can you look me in the eyes and call me a friend when you don't even know if I'm circumcised or not?

[Matt Noyes @MattNoyesMusic]

Why's Waldo?
#reflective #philosophic #exist #be #alwaysbecaptioning @ VangVieng Vientiane… https://t.co/zblS5CoTPe

[Matt Noyes @MattNoyesMusic]

Muay Thai with Ry, Then Pai. #chiangmai #paithailand #muaythai #singha https://t.co/gfyc1n4YFr

[Matt Noyes @MattNoyesMusic]

The Khao San Snowman is heading North #fannypack #khaosanroad #lawenforcement #chiangmai https://t.co/ZP1fETD5Ws

[Matt Noyes @MattNoyesMusic]

We've been doing some pretty cool shit lately I tell you hwhat, can't wait to shamelessly… https://t.co/kgsFy4j42M

[Matt Noyes @MattNoyesMusic]

#HowAreYa We're back to writing the best songs we can write and doing our best not to get kicked… https://t.co/tRKKE4qVT8

[Matt Noyes @MattNoyesMusic]

Squeezing a mosquito with one hand and it flying away unscathed like 'lol, bitch'. #selfesteem

[Matt Noyes @MattNoyesMusic]

*2017 Me to childhood me*
"Yeah, this one time in the future I had to take an entire poo w/o my phone bc I left it in the other room"

[Matt Noyes @MattNoyesMusic]

Can't Wait! 👏🎶✌️ https://t.co/3v9GVHcDM4

[Matt Noyes @MattNoyesMusic]

Main argument for having a kid: So people will fucking leave me alone when I throw down at the playground. #justTrynaSlide #myob

[Matt Noyes @MattNoyesMusic]

When there's an emoji that looks like you.

[Ashley Newall @shleyNewall]

.@MattNoyesMusic (pic'd) & Swift Brown Fox play @backdropottawa April 29 for new monthly series, "'New Wave' Sat."! https://t.co/y22SHJDfrt

[Matt Noyes @MattNoyesMusic]

"Ah, money that I don't actually have well spent" -Millennials buying things