Matt Ochsner

Amara’s dad; fan of all things books, baseball, MT brews, Americana music. Believer that the world is bigger than my backyard. Views are my own.

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@ImSpeaking13 Because there’s too much wonton violence.

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@RepRosendale Even Rep. Steve King in Iowa is rolling his eyes right now.

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@DonaldJTrumpJr Reprimand Matt Gaetz?

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@CDCgov Well there go my Halloween plans right out the window. Thanks a lot CDC.

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@SherryDevlin This is what we have become.

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@RightWingWatch Not only that, but he will also bravely quarterback the Miami Heat to the World Series title.

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Somewhere OJ is watching this and saying “My God, I think this guy is actually going to get off. This is messed up.”

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@realDonaldTrump #RealGravity

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@thedailybeast God's too busy waiting for the results out of Iowa.

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Senate refuses to watch the #SuperBowl, declares the 49ers as the big winners.

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@davidaxelrod Frederick Douglass is cracking up right now.

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@BBCPolitics What a “blubbering “ idiot.

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@realDonaldTrump But is talking with the Prince of “Whales” considered a “breach” of security?

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@realDonaldTrump Nah, it’s just locker room talk.

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The markets seem pretty tariff-ied of Trump policy this morning.

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@realDonaldTrump I like Biden, OK! Boys like Biden, girls like Biden. I like Biden!

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I keep hearing people complain about immigrants not being able to speak English and then, in the next breath, they point out they’re also “taking our jobs.” For most of them, I seriously doubt their jobs could be done by someone who can’t speak English.

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In a shocking turn of events “Moonlight” just announced as the actual winner of the #KentuckyDerby.

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@RobRogersBG Best. Mad lib. Ever.

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@realDonaldTrump OK, then do something about it. Stop talking and start doing. Start by cashing that check we are supposed to be getting from Mexico.