Matt Oyer

[Matt Oyer @MattOyer]

@DarthBecker7 if you don't want to be asked to dance it helps to not be at a swing dance jam =)

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Happy Father's Day!

[Matt Oyer @MattOyer]

Boss was behind me on the way to work and laid on the horn. I kept driving till the train tracks and stopped him in the middle. #likeaboss

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In Medieval times, a "moment" was defined as 1/40th of an hour, or 1.5 minutes.

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Some wealthy New Yorkers pay
handicapped tour guides to pose as family members and circumvent long lines at Disney World. (via @TheWeek)

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Went outside without a coat today. Happy first real day of spring!

[Matt Oyer @MattOyer]

This lack of swing dancing makes me miss college. I think I'm actually glad for extra semesters via co-op work.

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9 Terrible Props Used in Bank Robberies — http://t.co/MS4RdVkTXN (via @TheWeek)

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Had some free time so I practiced up my ocarina of time and got a 26:38. Puts me in 108th place lol http://t.co/mWz6caCmxG

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Time to register for classes again. Gonna be weird being a normal student this fall

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oot any% new PB = 26:58. Tried showing some friends and had a terrible run. Good prep for future public runs :|

[Matt Oyer @MattOyer]

Another oot any% PB. Skipping the intro cuz it's about 3.5 mins, so I suspect my real time was around 28m (USA GC) #ootany

[Matt Oyer @MattOyer]

Learning oot any%. First few runs have been between 33 and 31m on USA GC.