Mathew Paust

Author, reader, editor

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Check out my latest article: Shakespeare's Dark Lady -- John Hudson (review disguised as fiction) https://t.co/Rr85P73hcu via @LinkedIn

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This launches my day with a perfect start. https://t.co/esZ8xSIhO3

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Friedman is Borowitz with some serious bite... https://t.co/6U4dXjFBjw

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Ground level, nothing
enters the wilderness, except feet—
horse feet, human feet. We start
at the river and work our way up
and through how many worlds?
From yellow willows... https://t.co/jNFXSHIXBy

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I'm posting this especially for you, Pete, as I know how earnest you are about finding the truth here. https://t.co/OPgdVnFqp1

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Cat mood identification chart https://t.co/TXtsJg4qmz

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OMG...Oh_My_Gawd...SOCIALISM!!!!! https://t.co/qXjQ9twp2H

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...or the gator was leading them to his den. https://t.co/jVOjUoFDdi

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The blinking says he loves you. https://t.co/OFSlOIPJZm

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Not at all amused, but I know some of you will be. https://t.co/cBmK9OFdte

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Well...this meme sure as hell fooled me! https://t.co/cW08aQi8ht

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Sweet and funny https://t.co/eJKJ74wZ2U

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I needed this laff, right now! https://t.co/EP1Y2Eywn3

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A friend ran into the same bullshit at the Gloucester Petco. I'm thinking fish are just a merchandising teaser, and they're strategy is to sell more tanks and equipment. https://t.co/gAui1D5IMb

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Doesn't give a damn about his master's voice. https://t.co/5wRlKNizQI

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Boring... https://t.co/V1Mj2M7e5W

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Starting this Monday off right! https://t.co/roXKoUQnAg

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I was on the verge of sticking my head out the window and shouting the "mad-as-hell" war cry, but this calmed me down. Whew! https://t.co/6yeOPko6Cl

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I don't care one whit that this might be fake! https://t.co/CHb49I8DlI

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I probly need counseling, but this made my day. https://t.co/s3ftI2QLNi