Matt Pelzer

OIF Vet. Iowa, Royals, and Chiefs fan. I'm like the bacon of people.

[Matt Pelzer @MattPelzer]

@RealMNchiefsfan Happy birthday from Omaha, Nebraska!

[Hawkeye Football @HawkeyeFootball]

You sure about that? 😏

[Matt Pelzer @MattPelzer]

@RyanHeffernon Beltran, Cain, Davis, Holland, and Ventura. And that was difficult to pick.

[Matt Pelzer @MattPelzer]

@ByNateTaylor They've got me here. This team just isn't good.

[Matt Pelzer @MattPelzer]

@RealMNchiefsfan Don't seem interested in winning on either side of the ball. Wasted year of what should be Mahomes in his prime. Organizational failure

[Matt Pelzer @MattPelzer]

@CriticGm @GetUpESPN @danorlovsky7 Because Patrick Mahomes exists

[Matt Pelzer @MattPelzer]

@Countryboi567 Everything outside of number 1 is wrong

[Alex Gold @AlexGold]

The whistle is blowing you can't spin any QB around and throw him to the ground. We don't have to act like complete morons because you don't like the Chiefs.

[Matt Pelzer @MattPelzer]

I really like aggressive Andy

[Matt Pelzer @MattPelzer]

A hold on every single return. Every. Single. Return.

[Matt Pelzer @MattPelzer]

@ByNateTaylor Get 4 the ball

[Matt Pelzer @MattPelzer]

Probably a homer view but it didn't look like he secured it until it hit his chest and his right foot was up by then

[Matt Pelzer @MattPelzer]

@ByNateTaylor Yes

[Pranav Sriraman @PranavSriraman]

It’s halftime 💀💀💀

[Matt Pelzer @MattPelzer]

@ByNateTaylor We are so back

[AJ @AJTrueSon]

Since the Chiefs are good again, and the NFL is OBVIOUSLY rigging every play and in every game...I thought it would be a good idea to take time to revisit what would happen if the NFL got caught.

What if the NFL was caught rigging games for the Chiefs (Or any team?) a🧵

[Scott Kacsmar @ScottKacsmar]

This is what happens when you fall for a conspiracy theory and get hit with data that challenges the worldview you want.

[Matt Pelzer @MattPelzer]

@RealMNchiefsfan What a stupid way to cost yourself a game check

[Matt Pelzer @MattPelzer]

Good Andy

[Computer Cowboy @benbbaldwin]

Small samples so far but here are the teams that most go for it when they "should" (by my model)