Matt Phil Carver

Pen for hire. Copywriting, features, blogs and editing. Easily distracted by sports and cute animals. mpc

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@MBrundleF1 Murray will be proud. :)

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@Fendweller Hmmm that's a bit strange. Obviously something's spooking them. Maybe hang one of those half coconut 🥥 feeders next to it? Might make them get used to being up there.

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@Fendweller @fussballgeekz Yeah. I always remembered that match. Even as a wee lad I was like erm there's some suspect reffing going on here

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@Fendweller @fussballgeekz Whatever happens, let's just make sure VAR doesn't look at England's win over Spain in Euro 96. @_@

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@Fendweller Sounds familiar. Too much graphic and not enough info

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@kelly_welles I don't support this campaign. It denigrates the standing of those of us in the male community who have naturally beautiful fingernails without manicures

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@jammyemma @duolingo Sounds like something you'd find on a french citizenship test

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@STEcopywriting I think this should be called the Dexy's Midnight Runners Rule

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@STEcopywriting @LJBentley27

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@STEcopywriting Yeah I know, but they've given it such question energy

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@TheNewsAgents @maitlis @jonsopel @lewis_goodall Question for Lewis:
Do you think Arsenal's injury crisis is simply a result of bad luck that a bit of transfer window spending can fix? Or is there a more fundamental problem with their training and conditioning regime that's causing these injuries?

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@STEcopywriting @GlosBirds From the look of this picture, I'd say it absolutely fits the description

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@STEcopywriting @GlosBirds Less than ten miles south of Amberley, right on the coast

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@STEcopywriting @slimbridge_wild @WWTSlimbridge @GlosBirds I was fishing at the River Itchen in Hampshire yesterday. Proper turf war going on with the robins there. I had enough spare maggots to feed them all but they couldn't be within 5 metres of one another without fighting. @_@

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@iamfreest @maxrushden @jonawils @kickback_nedum No replays good for the top clubs but bad for the minnows. (imo)
I will admit though: seeing a striker win a penalty with a dive felt kinda retro. VAR does make it hard to get away with obvious s---housery

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@STEcopywriting It's only "bare with me" if you're inviting someone to a nudist beach