Matt Pitt

Cripple Threat

SFTP Co-host
profile pic by @MagicalPorpoise
I have one leg

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[BE_KIND_REWIND_ @TapedMemory]

The daughters from ROSEANNE

[PeePaw Riverter @Riverter]

There is no way Comment Cop is DeOrio.

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@frankiefey Pulp Fiction's soundtrack was a massive hit in the early 90s to the point where so many cartoons, video games, etc did their own rendition of it. I think it makes sense.

[Netflix @netflix]

Adam Sandler is back in his happy place. Happy Gilmore 2 arrives July 25.

[Toxic Piplup @ToxicPiplup]

Got a copyright strike from @trueAPmedia for reacting to his video yesterday. For someone who claims to know the law and claims to be educating others you sure don’t know shit. Thanks for the strike you fucking dork.

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@JustinWhang

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@lefttwick He does this every 10 years or so. Look out for another serious film from Adam in between the years of 2026-2029.

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@Kik01984 @OfficialOpeth I didn't know Opeth was still touring. That's dope.

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I like Trap Lore Ross, but you can't go into a monologue about how you feel bad for the teenage drill rappers who keep killing each other while wearing glasses like this. I thought for a sec they were Minecraft glasses lol.

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There's so many country singers right now pawing at their guitars trying to figure out what rhymes with Gulf of America so they can be the first to get their own song out.

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@shockmouths @OfficialAPoD He did over a hundred damage to an enemy

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@frankiefey wtf did Jane Goodall do?

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@SBloombergo @JustinWhang oh yeah i wasn't arguing with you, I was just adding on. Yeah he was huge, but he didn't really have knockout power. Only fight I remember was when he beat an older Holyfield

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@SBloombergo @JustinWhang Pretty sure he held one of the world titles when the Klitschkos were dominating the heavyweight division.

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@BfflWffl @uncledoomer Wrong...this song is a banger.
https://t.co/5caKEa3PKs

[Adv!ll @Adv1ll]

Why Everyone HATES JustARobot

02/10/25

@Just_A_Robots

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What are you guys talking about? He's always been nuts lol. Go back to 2008, you'll see all kinds of stories about Kanye saying crazy shit.

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@quinnthegm @GRRMspeaking I'd say taller receivers maybe? But you're running an eye formation so it looks like your offense will be running the ball mostly, so they'll be blocking. Tame Ramsay Snow off of the offensive line. He's a Strong Safety if anything. Switch him with Tormund Giantsbane.