Matt McCaffrey

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[bubberton @terbbub]

Putting up 80 points in fantasy this week, haven’t touched a female in 2 years, and I have to go to work tomorrow

[Marlon Mack @Marlon_Mack25]

🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

[keegan @Keegan59992745]

My friends just asked me to hop on Rocket league. LMAO. 😂

Nah I’m just kidding. They didn’t ask me anything. Alone tonight

[Geraldo @voiceofgeraldo]

Lying about my birthday at chilis, getting caught, then escalating into a suicide by cop situation

[Matt McCaffrey @MattQM12]

@bugkilr Or the name of a innocent child killed..

[Zaza Waybright @Le_Unorthodox]

Kirk posts getting replaced by 9/11 memes on the TL

[Colonel Nicholson @ColNicholson]

Ben Shelton and Carlos Alcaraz while everyone is asleep

[Maurice @_Maurice_30]

vous ouvrez les cadeaux pendant le réveillon de kirkmas ou le matin du jour même ?

[NotLite @NotLite_03]

the 20,000 Eala fans in the crowd when Iva makes her first UFE today

[neve @LlZARDLION]

‘7 likes isn’t a lot’ imagine having seven asoiaf books

[Lucy˙⟡♡ @neytirisgroove]

“kirk him”

[Matt McCaffrey @MattQM12]

@idontmindk According to google 🥀🥀

[Matt McCaffrey @MattQM12]

@bugkilr I have an MRI next week

[John Attridge @John_Attridge]

"it's a page turner" no. A good book should be almost impossible to read. It should require a heroic act of will to turn every page. You're wasting your time

[Owen @kostekcanu]

🤷‍♀️

[Matt McCaffrey @MattQM12]

@bugkilr I’m taking him at 5

[SleeperNFL @SleeperNFL]

Bucky Irving.

[Matt McCaffrey @MattQM12]

@WashMystics @CapitalOne I wish Shakira looked at me the way she looked at the basketball @Theylove_kira

[Andy Masley @AndyMasley]

I don't know what Woke 3 will be like, but Woke 4 will be fought with sticks and stones

[ً @artfuIchaos]

having an intrusive thought and shaking my head to show the mind readers i don't approve