Matt Mitchell

Proficient at Microsoft Office Suite. Team Player. @ALOstrich Writer. Incomplete Sentences. Easily Distracte

[Matt Mitchell @MattRMitchell]

What color is this taco?

[Matt Mitchell @MattRMitchell]

Perfect weather for #OpeningNight #gobarons #ilovecocacola @BhamBarons

[Busted Coverage @bustedcoverage]

Personal foul on the wind. 2 shots. https://t.co/Ti1g7OUox2

[Matt Mitchell @MattRMitchell]

me: Can't wait to play some diamond dynasty

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[Matt Mitchell @MattRMitchell]

HOLY SMOKES WE WON

[OnlyGators.com: Florida Gators news @onlygators]

You are currently watching the best game of the 2017 NCAA Tournament. It's 12:48 a.m. on the East Coast. Enjoy it. #Gators

[Matt Mitchell @MattRMitchell]

This game is going to kill me

[Matt Mitchell @MattRMitchell]

@alaBAMCIS @ALostrich Crossfit/Tire flipping challenge at the landfill?

[Matt Mitchell @MattRMitchell]

@hereforthepi judging by my @'s you are correct. #AlabamaGonnaAlabama

[Matt Mitchell @ALostrich]

DEVELOPING: NASA launches newest rover to search for intelligent life in Alabama legislature. https://t.co/wCQBYJj3yN

[Matt Mitchell @MattRMitchell]

Vacation is officially over. Trading in the seashores of Mexico for Walker County today...

[Matt Mitchell @MattRMitchell]

Huge difference. Trump ordered yellow cake....

I'll show myself out. https://t.co/fvIfvpjQye

[elizabeth e @ee_in_dc]

Pretty much. #Inauguration #inaug2017

[Matt Mitchell @MattRMitchell]

I wonder if the moderator has ever deleted a comment from the author

[Matt Mitchell @MattRMitchell]

Noooo. Not Mallex....

[Matt Mitchell @MattRMitchell]

Oh, Auburn. You're better than this https://t.co/pV3b5PPUy8

[Brandon Marcello @bmarcello]

Clemson beats Alabama for the national title and Toomer's Corner is being rolled in Auburn.

[Matt Mitchell @MattRMitchell]

lol @ the Clemson fans tweeting at @alostrich after the game. You can't bring me down. I'm a gator fan. I'm already miserable.

[Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna]

Dear Pastor Carmichael,

So nice you selected Barb as chair of the Funeral Luncheon committee! It will help her forget her son is in jail.

[AL.com @aldotcom]

.@ALOstrich: Only one man is tough enough to stand up to career politicians like Richard Shelby every single day "https://t.co/TFHzvVglJ3

[Matt Mitchell @MattRMitchell]

@ChrisYow14 @ALostrich I stopped by his office hoping he'd concede. No luck...