Madd RaNdUmB

Yesterday I was clever and wanted to change the world. Today I am wise and wish to change myself. Independent 🌊Memento Mori

[Madd RaNdUmB @MattRandumb]

@annvandersteel Wrong again. It’s because of Putin’s GOP slaves. Putin bankrolled the 10/7 attacks on Israel along with Iran. If Ukraine had beaten Putin by now, none of this would be happening.

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@TrumpDailyPosts 🤣🤣🤣 that certainly makes it official. Ignore the fact that anyone could’ve written that 🤣🤣🤣and I’m sure that fake news (Fox) will report on it.

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Anybody wanna buy a bible?

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@TreyGowdysHair Why is Gowdy’s head is shaped like a buttplug? Was he stuck in the birth canal too long? Maybe the doctors pulled him out using salad tongs.

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@BehizyTweets Yay democracy!

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@akafacehots Do you make it a habit to deny reality?

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@akafacehots Are you ok?

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@atensnut Wait till he sees how much it will cost the US to fight Russia directly if Ukraine falls (Slava Ukraini).
That’ll shut him the Fvck up!

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BREAKING: After slurring his words twice this afternoon, Donald Trump once again forgot who is currently President. Retweet to ensure no one can ignore Trump’s clear cognitive decline.

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@atensnut Most evil is a stretch. That title should go to Trump who intentionally allowed the US to succumb to Covid and a million Americans died because he didn’t want to look bad.

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@GuntherEagleman Saudí Arabia and Russia will ree bee doo, ahh. Your boy can’t even speak anymore. Not that what he used to do could be considered speaking. It was more like esophageal diarrhea.

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@atensnut If he remembers that by then. 🤣🤣
Fvck around he may start deporting American citizens while in the throes of senility. Good luck to you in Guatemala.

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SCOTUS has just indicated that they could give a fraction of a fvck about preserving democracy! You knew this was coming, right? I know I did.

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@atensnut Your brain needs a complete overhaul and restructuring if you really believe these photos are real.

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@pulte Read and committed to memory

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@JoeyMannarinoUS Biden is so old that he farts dust but the other guy is a festering boil on America’s taint.

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@JoeyMannarinoUS He seems pretty lucid when he’s eating the GOP’s lunch damn near everyday

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@GuntherEagleman NY is about to take five hundred million dollars from trump and use it to help immigrants. Karma’s a brutal bitch with an amazing sense of humor.

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@annvandersteel I’d rather it go to regular people struggling with student loan debt than to the wealthiest 1% like trumps tax cuts.

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