Matt Reiser

I’m rounding up a team of grifters for one more heist!

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@WilliamShatner Mr Shatner, I love your peformance in the movie Pray For the Wildcats. Do you have any fun stories about working with Andy Griffith?

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Dear @apple, please let one phone/tablet/watch/Mac per store run the beta of new operating systems for those of us too chicken to put it on our devices yet but wanna check it out

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@brndxix “I’m so sorry I died. I miss you so much!” https://t.co/zg2AX0E9D4

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@NocontextU This is somehow a better Roger Rabbit rip-off than Bonkers

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@FitMarshmellow I think the trademark thing a lot of people are saying here is an urban myth. AFAIK the yellow symbol comes from the post-Wertham silver age when DC gave him a “new look” to advertise his new comics code friendly adventures

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@seraleev The sim ejector tool is a dead giveaway this is fake. iPhones all have eSIMs now

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@cfisonline PRS’s feel this way to me, I’m not sure why

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How do I get one of those jobs where I write parodies of popular songs for medication commercials? I can totally find a song that works with Cymbalta or whatever

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Hey @redlettermedia I was watching the first wheel of the worst video today and I noticed that YouTube may have automatic ai upscaling turned on on your older videos. I think there’s a way to turn it off though, just thought I’d let yall know. Love your stuff!

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@Darren_Mooney I didn’t jive with it entirely, but I loved the art and appreciated that it wasn’t jus building on what Johns did like every other GL run.

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Do you think if I come on here and call @SenSchumer a chickenshit little pussy every day that maybe he’ll try to save democracy eventually? You know, do his fucking job?

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@William140494 @BatmanNotes Shatner. He voiced Two-Face in one of the animated Adam West Batman movies that came out a few years back

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@PastorMark What giant pieces of shit you two are

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@Timcast @MattWalshBlog Dude you got Russian money to promote their propaganda, there’s nothing “successful” about you in yourself

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@carolmswain @PeteHegseth He’s a fucking drunk, Carol

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@lambonomercy @TheGeekyCast Have you read a Marvel comic before? 😄

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@Franklin_Graham Shut up you wrinkly old bitch

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@MuseZack This is how I feel every time I watch Batman: The Animated Series

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@PastorMark Rot in Hell cunt

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