Matt Renzoni

Lose sight of the shore

[Matt Renzoni @MattRenzoni]

A very shy young man will go to college next week and have his whole world rocked when a girl grabs his hand during "anaconda"

[Matt Renzoni @MattRenzoni]

My brother will be posting a new instagram photo in a little while, so everyone please refrain from liking it

[Matt Renzoni @MattRenzoni]

Do yourselves a favour and watch Good Will Hunting, my favourite performance by Robin Williams by far

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I just explained hentai (tentacle) porn to @nntaleb. First time I've ever seen him speechless

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Fiona Apple is the only person in the world who can make the word "foreskin" sound good

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EXCITED @tbatty38

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Queen Elsa from "Frozen" has a real life doppelgänger and I'm only showing you because she's a 10: http://t.co/jJrsz50aTl

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@tbatty38 @kayleywynne so funny both of you

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@ImMikeArmstrong oh oops I only saw the artists announced today, my bad

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So happy I didn't get tickets to veld, this lineup is god awful

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http://t.co/Mo63tzK2g3

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Hedley...take a lap

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The final stretch

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Jerry and Denise cannot get to the phone right now cause we're doooooinnn it

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.@QCIA14 has officially rebranded as QCSI - big congratulations to @MattRenzoni and the rest of the team

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@tbatty38 thanks!

[Matt Renzoni @MattRenzoni]

How in he world does Starbucks screw up my name?

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Happy 2-year anniversary of KONY 2012 everyone! #goodthingitworked

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Snapchat has to be the most obnoxious form of creativity