Matt Grant

Remember kids, it's only smoke & mirrors if you don't WANT to believe in the magic.

[Matt Grant @MattSGrant]

@JohnCleese Cannonball Run? *chuckle*

[Rep. Pramila Jayapal @RepJayapal]

Bill Barr is aggressive towards Black Lives Matter protests but not armed right-wing extremists threatening to lynch a Governor.

Why? Because white men with swastikas storming a Capitol are part of Trump's agenda while people of color protesting injustice are seen as terrorists.

[Matt Grant @MattSGrant]

If it feels good... it's probably illegal, or it will be soon.

N-joi it while you can, folks.

[Matt Grant @MattSGrant]

@TankPone $100!

[Matt Grant @MattSGrant]

Blink - your eyes are thirsty.

[Matt Grant @MattSGrant]

European Parliament: Stop the censorship-machinery! Save the Internet! - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/ZWdTAZbMO5 via @Change

[Matt Grant @MattSGrant]

When the heart hurts, nothing heals better than love.

Which is why I'm still hurting.

[Matt Grant @MattSGrant]

Don't look back; you'll walk into the wall ahead of you.

[Matt Grant @MattSGrant]

@realDonaldTrump I don't care much for politics... so, which do you like more, Aerosmith or Creedence Clearwater Revival?

[Matt Grant @MattSGrant]

No, I haven't died... granted, I thought about it, but my body's warranties all void if I do myself in, so that's out.

[Matt Grant @MattSGrant]

@NeillBlomkamp I just saw Chappie for the first time, which proves I'm out of touch... but I absolutely loved it. Thank you for such a touching movie - it's this generation's Short Circuit.

[Matt Grant @MattSGrant]

The previous tweet was brought to you by My Little Pony : Friendship Is Magic.

[Matt Grant @MattSGrant]

I'm raising money for clean water! Help me reach my goal! 100% of your donation will go to clean water projects: https://t.co/HZ7RP1phY1

[Matt Grant @MattSGrant]

Low and slow; go with the flow.

[Hasbro @Hasbro]

We’re counting down to the #MLP movie next year at #HasbroNYCC! RT if you can’t wait to see it!

[Matt Grant @MattSGrant]

If I had a dollar for every time I lost my train of thought, plastic elevator cookies.

[Matt Grant @MattSGrant]

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

[Matt Grant @MattSGrant]

If you can't say something nice... learn Sign Language.

[Matt Grant @MattSGrant]

Being weird is like peeing in your pants; others may see the results, but only YOU get that warm sensation from it.

[Matt Grant @MattSGrant]

You would think the new mini-series about nasal passages would be good, but it's snot.