Matt Schaefgen

Father, youth coach, sports enthusiast. Creator of @smashroutes
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[Matt Schaefgen @MattSchaefgen]

We don't have a world energy crisis. We have a world energy control crisis.

[Brian Roemmele @BrianRoemmele]

“Historic power beam energy test paves way to zap energy to troops from SPACE”

“Oh space based solar energy is not viable”—2020

Welp… https://t.co/nYD4hUb2bU

[Matt Schaefgen @MattSchaefgen]

This is hilarious. This guy thinks he did the right thing as our leader. Literally watched our main city burn.
Any coordinated campaign was yours. Filled with morons. Tim might go down as the worst public rep to ever live. And feels good about it. Where are we?

[Governor Tim Walz @GovTimWalz]

Minnesotans are living through a coordinated campaign of retribution from the Trump Administration.

Funding cuts. Lawsuits. Terrorizing our citizens.

Today, I filed 16 FOIA requests to find out how far this campaign reaches.

[Governor Tim Walz @GovTimWalz]

Minnesotans are living through a coordinated campaign of retribution from the Trump Administration.

Funding cuts. Lawsuits. Terrorizing our citizens.

Today, I filed 16 FOIA requests to find out how far this campaign reaches.

[Matt Schaefgen @MattSchaefgen]

@PaulPabst I like this. Unless C's get me PhDs.

[Matt Schaefgen @MattSchaefgen]

Phillip Rivers. I'd take this guy to lead my team any day. Amazing to see him back in form, calling audibles. Showing young fellas what true leadership looks like.

[Matt Schaefgen @MattSchaefgen]

@JoeyBergles Like this. Always looking for workouts for my 13yo that are challenging for me too!

[Matt Schaefgen @MattSchaefgen]

QB hit from the front with full body weight = penalty
QB hit from behind with full body weight = no discussion

Not saying this should be a penalty. But NFL QB hit rules are a joke

[Buddy Boy Bets @Buddyboybets]

MVP JOSH ALLEN IS DOWN BAD 🤯

Praying for Allen 🙏 ❤️‍�

[Matt Schaefgen @MattSchaefgen]

@Kramer9Tommy Elite take. By an elite taker.

[Matt Schaefgen @MattSchaefgen]

@SeanUnfiltered Done. But check which one first. Love Salisbury takes. But Unpaved search could lead to otherwise.

[Matt Schaefgen @MattSchaefgen]

This is how you coach

[Trent @BarstoolTrent]

I would do literally anything for Coach Gruden. He’s the fucking best. A leader of men.

[Matt Schaefgen @MattSchaefgen]

This is what being a teammate looks like.

[SNY Giants @SNYGiants]

Jameis Winston is asked about being named QB3 on the Giants' roster behind Russell Wilson and Jaxson Dart:

"As a competitor, you want to be the starter. But I prepare to be the starter, I know I'm a starter in this league.

But you have to be able to be grateful for your role...my role right now is to assist Russ and Jaxson to be the best that they can be while preparing to be the best that I can be.

No matter if I'm 3, 33, this is my first year being number 19, so it's always a first for everything.

I focus on what I would love. And what I would love is for this team to have success."

[Matt Schaefgen @MattSchaefgen]

I only see bad fouls for @WNBA highlights. Anyone else? Is this their only revenue channel now?

[Matt Schaefgen @MattSchaefgen]

@Super70sSports

[Matt Schaefgen @MattSchaefgen]

@BleacherReport @Pacers Coach's dream. Keeping 1 eye on the ball 1 on your player at all times. True commitment.

[Matt Schaefgen @MattSchaefgen]

@dpshow I blame the Europeans. Euro step. Gather step. Whatever you want to call it. Gotta look at what's changed in the game recently 🤷 Even 4th graders doing it now.
It's always the Europeans. Kidding. Maybe

[G-PA @IndianaGPA]

These Voice Overs are Perfect 🤣🤣

[Matt Schaefgen @MattSchaefgen]

@SMHighlights1

[Dan Orlovsky @danorlovsky7]

YES

[Matt Schaefgen @MattSchaefgen]

@johnkriesel Well, she also said that when McDaniels double teams Luka just over half court it leaves the rest of our team to "scramble" when in fact it just means the Def needs to rotate, so...

[Matt Schaefgen @MattSchaefgen]

Peter Schrager hire makes so much sense now. Mel's had an awesome career. Appreciate all he's done for the NFL. But like NIL has proven, it's time for the next era. Game's passed him by. 🤷

[T.J. Moe @TJMoe28]

This is one of the most embarrassing displays of draft coverage you can possibly imagine. Mel Kiper should be done at ESPN. Truly embarrassing.

[bomani @bomani_jones]

gardner minshew, in 2019, was a sixth round pick after winning the unitas, throwing for 4,776 yards with 38 td and 9 picks.

that happened on earth. this planet right here.