Matt Sheldon

(He/They) Too long I roamed in the night, I'm coming back to his side to put it right, I'm coming home to wuthering, wuthering Wuthering Heights

[Matt Sheldon @MattSheldon15]

@watsoncomedian Better than the titles of the Final Destination sequels. After the first one, you do start to wonder how Final they really are.

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@watsoncomedian Carriageworks Playhouse in Leeds? 👀

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@watsoncomedian I have had, since childhood, a genuine phobia of Wombles, and still cannot bear to look at them. Is there any way I could get over this?

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@maleficaria @JasonStrummer The irony that you’re using a gif from AHS, one of the most LGBTQ+ friendly shows around, with numerous trans actors, characters and plotlines. It’s almost like the aesthetic of witchiness and queerness go hand in hand.

[hoood @hooodbeatbox]

@Diamondbolt7

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@rocknrolga Sure to be the most iconic Mastermind appearance since the chief cocker himself: https://t.co/xbX4juDsOQ

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@AlexTheTrainGuy @north0fnorth Ignore the last two words and you can see what I think they’re trying to say. That it’s not the food that’s LGBT, but rather the restaurants.

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@watsoncomedian As someone who studies the philosophy of mathematics at uni, particularly the way we come to know mathematical truths, this is fascinating to me! I’m leaning on the side of unknowing maths god.

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@JonGracey @BloodClocktower @sullivanbeau @ChrisGrace @samreich @verymarykate @PapaNichs Hey it’s Jerry from Superstore. I met him once in a sauna.

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@sullivanbeau @JonGracey @SimplyTheBT @BloodClocktower @samreich @verymarykate @PapaNichs @ChrisGrace Clocky T, please.

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@samreich Already got my tickets booked for Clocktower on Tuesday! I had an inkling you might be on that date. Saw two performances last week and it was truly insane, so I’m looking forward to the chaos you bring to the table :))

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@_ivyzhang @littmath No, induction, for all its flaws, is fine for proving results over natural numbers of objects (incl. horses). In this case, the proof uses a faulty inductive step that doesn’t work for n = 2.

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The three stages of regret, featuring @_harryjun_ at tonight’s #BloodOnTheClocktower (or, as I like to call it, Clocky T)

@BloodClocktower

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@_harryjun_ @BloodClocktower Literacy, microagressions, and the power of jazz.

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@tcdion @samreich @kateberlant @bodycourage @Reddsaidit @PFTompkins Mr Peanutbutter on your chocolate bar

[The Sun King @ EdFringe 12-24/08 @PeedieProds]

rip sun king, you would've loved daylight savings day ☹️

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@watsoncomedian @haiminh @timkeyperson @AlexHorne I don’t think you should call your penis ‘your father’s tie’.

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@watsoncomedian Is there a reason that lemon is an anagram of melon even though they are very different fruits?

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@watsoncomedian A 5 for me today, but I must say it took me a good while to see anything at all in the 6 letters I hadn’t yet ruled out.