Matthew Shields

My favorite color is a 3-way tie between RED, WHITE and BLUE

[Matthew Shields @MattShields86]

Well my kid pissed all over me. I Was kinda hoping my first golden shower would of been a little more exotic.

[Matthew Shields @MattShields86]

@ColeStenzel @mwoos So we need this because you want the convenience of a party bus at your finger tips?

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

"Upon further reflection, perhaps I should've taken this fight a bit more seriously."

[Matthew Shields @MattShields86]

@cameron_mueth or the fact that when I was a kid I remember thinking it'd be cool to stay at a motel that offers that amenity.

[Matthew Shields @MattShields86]

If you drive by a motel see that they offer free HBO maybe continue on the interstate and take some advice from Chingy

[Matthew Shields @MattShields86]

@Total_CardsMove Marcell Ozuna

[Matthew Shields @MattShields86]

@mwoos fact

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

On this date in 2004, Jim Edmonds' amazing diving catch vs the Astros in NLCS Game 7 helped the #STLCards win their first Pennant since 1987 https://t.co/UozuNDSfbg

[Tommy Deas @tommydeas]

The late Homer Smith literally wrote a book on clock management. And Les Miles literally never read it.

[Matthew Shields @MattShields86]

@ESPNNFL @NFL can we bring back the Bountygate for anyone who doesn't want to stand for our National Anthem?

[Matthew Shields @MattShields86]

@mwoos wow ironic!

[Matthew Shields @MattShields86]

@mwoos I'm going to say "us"

[Matthew Shields @MattShields86]

@mwoos I'm just going to start doing the weirdest things when you say that. Like blankly stare at you and not respond, then lick your face!

[Matthew Shields @MattShields86]

@mwoos I never tell you HOW to drive. I just offer suggestions to make your trip a little easier.

[Matthew Shields @MattShields86]

@mwoos @Things4WhitePpl last night about 11:30

[Matthew Shields @MattShields86]

@mwoos oh don't even lol

[InsideCarolina @InsideCarolina]

And they're off to Philly!

[Matthew Shields @MattShields86]

@mwoos sorry you can't go within 50 yards of a shelter.

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Happy #InternationalWomensDay to the Mista Mista Lady

[Matthew Shields @MattShields86]

@mwoos I like the idea but he'd run up the block with it.