Mattster Shake

49% Motherfucker, 51% Sonofabitch.
S.O.D.T.A.O.E.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull BAE.

[Mattster Shake @MattSterShake]

"Rock over London,
Rock on Chicago,
Wheaties, breakfast of champions"

[Mattster Shake @MattSterShake]

@ianimal69 Rather... Slow ska

[Mattster Shake @MattSterShake]

@ianimal69 is ska white people grinding music?

[Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner @ScottSteiner]

Gold medals don’t lie.
USA 🇺🇸 > Mexico North 🇨🇦

[Mattster Shake @MattSterShake]

@creepydotorg Imagine having to explain 67 and bussin to a cyborg from the future

[Mattster Shake @MattSterShake]

@ScottSteiner There is definitely more than a 66 & 2/3 chance that I'll be there.

[Mattster Shake @MattSterShake]

@ZASpookshow tell me this ain't #LloydKauffman

[Jaymo ✧* @Jayyakamii]

Batman couldn’t get this information out of me

[Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner @ScottSteiner]

Let’s say you got 100 average men. No weapons. No training. Just fear in their eyes and dad bods in their way.

Then you got ONE full-grown silverback gorilla—600 pounds of pure rage, muscle, and tree-rippin’ power.

Now here comes the math…

Outta those 100 men, maybe 25% don’t even show up once they see the gorilla. That’s 25 cowards eliminated immediately.

Then you got 33 1/3% of ‘em tryin’ to talk it out—they’re done.
Another 20% just stand there frozen, pissing their pants.

Now you're left with about 21 guys, panicked, half-committed, and getting LAUNCHED like lawn darts.

But what if Big Poppa Pump’s in the mix? You just tipped the freakin’ scale.

Now it's not 100 men vs 1 gorilla… it’s 1 gorilla vs the Genetic Freak. And that spells disaster for that Gorilla.

[Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner @ScottSteiner]

What’s all this talk about 100 Men vs 1 Gorilla? What about 100 Gorillas vs 1 Genetic Freak!?

[Mattster Shake @MattSterShake]

Just hear me out. Uncle Cuck. John candy, his wife and the 76ers.
#UncleCuck

[Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner @ScottSteiner]

Damn right. Straight outta Michigan and straight into the history books. Ain’t never been another team like us, and there never will be.

[Mattster Shake @MattSterShake]

@jonnydelco watching pee wee's big adventure and the burning pet store scene is on... #ThinkingOfYou

[cold 🥑 @coldhealing]

Being 72 years old and having a gf who wears her jacket like this is kind of crazy

[Mattster Shake @MattSterShake]

@Naim__Ali I don't know why but a thought in my head said "Na'im needs to see this"

https://t.co/O7ajxRSmoY

[Mattster Shake @MattSterShake]

@ScottSteiner You never disappoint

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@timbutterly I starved myself for weeks to pack it in tomorrow.

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@timbutterly Would the Costco guys give this a boom or doom?

[Mattster Shake @MattSterShake]

@jonnydelco haven't listened to the @AreYouGarbage episode yet but I know it'll be a banger. The kids would say it's 🔥🔥🔥, right 🐕🐩

[Mattster Shake @MattSterShake]

@JoeListComedy @luisjgomez Some old roast joke about if we chose brains... Why would Luis choose that one or something

[Michael Rainey @mikerainey82]

“Babe, do I turn here? Babe?”