Matt Stillinger

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@PastorHamilton8 You think a wedding party was happy to get grape juice as a consolation prize for running out of wine?

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@AmyDeace What’s the name of the online Christian school program that was a sponsor of Steve’s show and I think your son was in? My wife and I are homeschoolers and are trying to change things up this year.

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@realKrisCruz @keksibakery But does your church small group deserve over $100 of cookies though? Mine would be happy with a couple packs of Oreo Double Stuf and a gallon of milk. $15 max.

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@Rahoolio @SteveDeaceShow @SaraGonzalesTX Just take the win and roll with it.

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@NotSure61154 @SteveDeaceShow @SaraGonzalesTX It just means “nice job doing that good work” in this context. It’s not a declaration from heaven.

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@kenyladyde @AwakenedOutlaw But it’s a “SACRED” democracy so I’ve been told. 🙄

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@Mishi_2210 984

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@originalso76094 Looks like he knows how to do his job and is very efficient at it. His poor hands are probably all water logged and wrinkley. Probably makes a few bucks over minimum wage. 😕

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@Ch_JesusChrist @PatUnleashed He’s probably in heaven. Guess he now knows if Joseph Smith was the real deal or not.

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@thisisfoster My church scrapped their original plans for this past Sunday and had what was basically an extended worship and prayer service with a very somber vibe to it. This was the email that was sent out to announce it.

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@putnik @hourly_shitpost lol I was thinking they were just stall numbers. Nothing to do with gender.

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@kirawontmiss Is this for counter service? Custom Tip: 0%
I tip for table service and deliveries and hotel housekeeping. I’m not sure I would come back.

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@jrockandrollt Guess I’d be going to debtor’s prison.

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@SteveDeaceShow Pope Bob. Someone needs to make a Minion meme.

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@myhiddenvalue Someone did the math and it came out to 98%? Show me.

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@ThomasSowell If he’s talking about Joseph and Mary taking Jesus to Egypt, Egypt and Israel were both part of the Roman Empire. It was like going from NJ to PA. Herod had no jurisdiction in Egypt though.

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@jjverdi As if anyone could just jump into leading a 38,000 person org and know exactly wtf is going on and who is who. It’s going to take a minute.

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@Ryan21Marks There are whispers that what you seek can be found if you sail the seven seas…

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@infosec_fox Nice try, FBI

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@Gentilenewsnet Tastes better too.