Mattaphorical

Design Consultant and professional rock licker

[Mattaphorical @MattStoryUK]

Socials and contact, get in touch:

Behance: https://t.co/fNpPdC5kOU
Website: https://t.co/1yKIi2AV2N
Email: [email protected]
Discord: Mattaphorical#7443

[Lia❦ @powderbbyblue]

These two peas in a pod watching on as auntie Sevika is dismembering a man💀

[Mattaphorical @MattStoryUK]

@stxwxrs I understand it being a pain in the ear but if it's a pain in the ass your doing it wrong 👁️👄👁️

[Mattaphorical @MattStoryUK]

If you ever think about watching Grey's anatomy - don't. The writing is too good and you like people and then they just DIE

[Mattaphorical @MattStoryUK]

@stxwxrs Okay but the scream you just scrumpt wth

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Mercury Retrograde is on

[Sasha Yanshin @sashayanshin]

I just cancelled my Adobe licence after many years as a customer.

The new terms give Adobe "worldwide royalty-free licence to reproduce, display, distribute" or do whatever they want with any content I produce using their software.

This is beyond insane. No creator in their right mind can accept this .

You pay a huge monthly subscription and they want to own your content and your entire business as well.

Going to have to learn some new tools.

[Mattaphorical @MattStoryUK]

Well well well if it isn't the consequences (blocked DPF) of my actions (having a diesel)

[Tantacrul (@tantacrul.bsky.social) @Tantacrul]

1. I'm legit shocked by the design of @Meta's new notification informing us they want to use the content we post to train their AI models. It's intentionally designed to be highly awkward in order to minimise the number of users who will object to it. Let me break it down.

[Mattaphorical @MattStoryUK]

@stxwxrs The stars of the show are definitely your pets 😂

[Mattaphorical @MattStoryUK]

@sheendotexe Hi twin, do you also hate it here?

[Mattaphorical @MattStoryUK]

I'm 29 in 5 days and I've just hit the "gardening is relaxing and fun" milestone a year ahead of schedule

[Chris Page - Meteorologist @ChrisPage90]

Although it won't be confirmed until after the event has reached Earth, there are signs tonight's Severe Geomagnetic Storm will be the strongest since 2005.

This will mean it's likely all of the UK (cloud permitting) should be able to see the the Aurora tonight if you look north

[Mattaphorical @MattStoryUK]

@sheendotexe Ye 100%. Dic-dic-dic-dictionary

DDDDDDDDDEEJAY

It's a shared delusion if you're tweaking

[Mattaphorical @MattStoryUK]

@stxwxrs Nigel just wants to PHUCK the girl cats

[📎 @mikesnosense]

im like the opposite of machine learning. human forgetting

[Mattaphorical @MattStoryUK]

This guy is gonna discover every fast travel point in Skyrim

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Italian officer performing the
'descent of Mombrone' in the Italian Cavalry School of Pinerolo, 1906.

[Mattaphorical @MattStoryUK]

@Hudsonbtw_ I'm gonna spin him into the astral plane when I see him on that windmill

[Mattaphorical @MattStoryUK]

First Tav: well thought out backstory, hours in character creation. Hours of looking up builds, checking every container etc
Second Tav: she's a fighter called spoon run cause I'm gonna run to find Bongles then scoop his eyes out