Matt Sumf

Former cocaine addict , 3 DWI convictions, Baccarat player

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He’s at an obvious disadvantage he has flip flops on

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Fat woman that post pictures of themselves 5 years ago when they were skinny piss me off, you no longer look like that you’ve changed for the worse

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John Cena was going crazy after the canes won last night

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Me when the kool-aid pineapple plug won’t respond

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When is somebody putting hennessy in the pineapples and becoming a millionaire

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These kool-aid pineapples are doing more damage to the black community than crack in the 80’s

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Disney is turning everyone black

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Not even Jerry Jeudy can replace his smoke alarm batteries

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I’m sure he had the shell catcher to prevent pollution

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Man arrested after officers conducted a probation search and found a fully loaded AR-style pistol equipped with a shell catcher in his possession

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Kool-aid pineapples got section 8 in a chokehold

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Buddy said he had 1000 shore points this morning, Jersey mikes shore points fraud in the big 26

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Does anyone know a single person that drinks responsibly by these definitions?

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Do I just keep shooting?

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Time to crank hog in the bathroom

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I wonder if girls ever use their phone as a vibrator when the Lyft is about to pull up

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@wardamnbilly The avenue is fire on gameday

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Boutta go touch that wall in Israel so they’ll listen to me and stop playing those St. Jude commercials

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Dudes be named foster and don’t adopt shit

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@WufpackSports Yum!

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Buddy of mine got banned on depop because some girl asked for a discount on a shirt and he countered with “send ass pics and I gotchu”