Matt Sumf

Former cocaine addict , 3 DWI convictions, Baccarat player

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Lyft driver thinks he’s gonna get a cancellation fee out of me, I’d rather die on my feet than live on my knees

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@GeringerAdam Big Ed’s ?

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Wish I could meet this guy

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@TatisRoided That’s what they do

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Insane work on the 16th #expand

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Good eyes pops

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@Bigdixswanging People are going to be upset

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Buddy is not having it today

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@RuebenBainIII @executeH5beno 🤣🤣

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@G4KAYYMUSIC Not my team, my buddies and he had to of been hammered

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Jahmyr Gibbs

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@loosabanned Healthy pick

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There’s no way his mother named him Cornbread

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I feel like this place is missing a couple of migrants

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@Mick_Spic I would hope not!

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Just saw this fake greaser walk out of a store with a leather jacket and motorcycle helmet, then get in a car and drive off.

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Canes are so boring she’s watching lawn mowing videos

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Chic fil a drive thru at lunch, that persons as good as dead

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@ilovemuttlynchs 🤣🤣🤣

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Dude has opps on isle 4

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Rape me

[lina @444liina]

i wear my felony like a badge of honor