Mr.PrettyDecentPenis

[Totes @TotesOfficial_]

@nova_gage51239 Get ratio’d you fat greasy fag

[Destiny | Steven Bonnell II @TheOmniLiberal]

Why isn't Kaya in his background as much anymore? Did something happen?

[Mr.PrettyDecentPenis @MattTheDem]

@Timcast @OGSuperpatriot

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

If your job requires a college degree, you should be able to write-off your student loan payments as a business expense the way CEOs write off their private jets and yachts for their jobs which require neither.

[Ethan Klein, host of the H3 Podcast (parody) @h3h3producitons]

@fr0gan I’m waiting, Frogan.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

@Bubblebathgirl yes

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

🔥🔥 Sen. Mark Kelly: “In 1991, when Donald Trump was driving the Taj Mahal casino into backruptcy, I was getting shot at over Iraq and Kuwait.

In 2001, after Donald Trump said the collapse of the Twin Towers meant he now owned the tallest skyscraper in Manhattan, I was carrying flags honoring 9/11 victims into space on a rocketship. In 2003, when Donald Trump was writing birthday greetings to the monster Jeffrey Epstein, I was the first on the scene to recover the bodies of my fellow astronauts who died when Space Shuttle Columbia exploded during re-entry.”

[Mr.PrettyDecentPenis @MattTheDem]

@TheOmniLiberal Today in “No fucking shit.” News

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

POV you’re a brand new IKEA sectional

[Mr.PrettyDecentPenis @MattTheDem]

@SmokeyMcC In other news, sky is blue, grass is green and he’s a pred.

[coop @LocalLegendCoop]

Chiefs get their 4th win and back over .500

[fatty patty @theonlydyl_]

Ex Chiefs punter Tommy Townsend has always been full of enthusiasm!

[Mr.PrettyDecentPenis @MattTheDem]

@TheWarHorseNews @Milreporters Where can we watch it?

[Destiny | Steven Bonnell II @TheOmniLiberal]

same energy

[Mr.PrettyDecentPenis @MattTheDem]

@TheOmniLiberal I sent you love Steven, please be awesome.:)

[Mr.PrettyDecentPenis @MattTheDem]

@SmokeyMcC “The Umpire sexually assaulted me.” Or “The Umpire is trying to rape me”?

[Mr.PrettyDecentPenis @MattTheDem]

@SmokeyMcC When the lady behind the counter of the Golden Coral says they’re out of onion rings.