Matt Watson

Tiny 5ft 3 human

[Matt Watson @MattTheSmall]

@DontRachQuit Me the first time I heard that

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@TheKopWatch Can I bin Xavi, Modric, Iniesta and get 4 Gravs?

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@batkitto Big agree, the hate is maybe a little much, but the movie is just really boring I thought, everytime it felt like it was going somewhere, it just fell flat again

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@TheRedmenTV Klavan did it better

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@Lennoying I'm so sorry to hear this, sending all my love and thoughts to you, always loved Nobi appearances ❤️

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@tylerduran21 @7RlNGSINHAND Pretty sure one of the first Black Mirror episodes had this exact thing 😂

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@PlayPhasmo The conversation normally goes like this:

Me: EMF 3 in the [insert room]
Friend: What did it do?
Me: I dunno, something ghostly probably

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@batkitto Okay, what about the boi at the end then? 👀

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@batkitto Surprised it's not on the Xenomorph 😏

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@FunLilCharacter @madis259 I audibly cackled at this, fair play 😂

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@batkitto What it...? 👀

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@Lennoying

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@Lennoying HOW MANY HOURS LENNY!? 🙂

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@SleepyDan_ @batkitto @TheyCallMeDovah Wait until July.......

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@batkitto @TheyCallMeDovah Bring me back a lil Porg pls 🥺

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@fwj6y People here saying 'Real ones started on PS2' or 'Real ones started on Xbox 360' then there's me starting on PS1 😭

This must be how it feels when I tell people I didn't grow up with the Mega drive or Dreamcast 🥲

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@TheMidnightLA More 'oops' pls

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@TheRedmenTV Can't wait for VAR to come out in a couple of days with the obligatory "Sorry we made a mistake" 😂