Matt Cole

I studied economics, so give me all of your money and I will solve all of your problems.

[Matt Cole @MattThomasCole]

@TheBarmyArmy It's nighttime, there is no sun in this video...

[Matt Cole @MattThomasCole]

@Paul_NewmanDM Hardly a surprise if Khawaja is bowling...

[Matt Cole @MattThomasCole]

@dpjp89 @lancscricket @newbalance @Thundercric @EmiratesOT @Hilton @katecross16 @AlexHartley93 @PrudhoeGeoff Always up for a trip back to Manchester!

[Chippenham Motor Company @chippmotor]

@ChippenhamCC Pre-Season Golf Day - Friday 31st March.
This is a great day out & helps raise vital funds to enable the club to provide opportunities for their communities within local cricket.
To find out more, contact @chippenhamcc or click here: https://t.co/RvKkW7E6qQ

[Matt Cole @MattThomasCole]

@XoLeone @ladbible Marriage vows

[Geoff Prudhoe @PrudhoeGeoff]

For you non cricket fans on here, mankading is the real world equivalent of inviting your best mate round to watch you bang the person they've had a crush on for the last 10 years. Not technically against the rules but horrendous craic #ENGvsIND #mankading

[Matt Cole @MattThomasCole]

@PEteacher1971 Don't worry mate, I have spent years building a thick covering of fuel around my midriff for precisely this situation

[Matt Cole @MattThomasCole]

@sam0thomas @CcLacock @BoACricketClub @BathfordCC 🧂

[Matt Cole @MattThomasCole]

@PEteacher1971 @PrudhoeGeoff @TippingPointITV Having 6 weeks off clearly isn't good for you

[Matt Cole @MattThomasCole]

@WisdenCricket The idea of having a lowest score of 41... In 9 fucking innings...

When will England understand the value of form? Especially when that form is on English early summer tracks against test seam bowlers

[Matt Cole @MattThomasCole]

@di1cox @abi_slade Mark Buttcher
Gareth Botty
Salman Butt
Arsewell Prince

[Matt Cole @MattThomasCole]

@StuartBroad8 @TrentBridge Who let Jarvo69 into the group photo? (Unfunniest man alive btw)

[Matt Cole @MattThomasCole]

@PEteacher1971 @adamhillscomedy I'm disappointed you had time to write this during skittles this evening, shows your head wasn't in the game!

[Matt Cole @MattThomasCole]

@dpjp89 @Arnie1421 What about the Europa Conference League? 👀 Reckon that's about right for the squad... Thoughts @PrudhoeGeoff @JayBee150889 @Jake_Pet

[Matt Cole @MattThomasCole]

@PrudhoeGeoff @ClockEndJamesXI I agree the FA Cup should replace 4th, but the League cup is a good way of blooding young players, which will disappear if it means European football is on offer

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

Tense days ahead as Boris Johnson waits to find out if inquiry ordered by Boris Johnson finds that Boris Johnson attended a party at Boris Johnson’s house.

[mark butcher @markbutcher72]

Gold

[James Buttler | Cricket Badger Podcast 🏏🦡🇺🇦 @cricket_badger]

I blame The Hundred.

We play too much cricket. We don't give red ball equal priority. We devote peak season to a format nobody else plays. We marginalise the County Championship, devalue the Blast and the 50-over comp.

It is that simple. The structure is a mess.

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

Ole Goner Solskjær?

[Portsmouth FC @Pompey]

1-0 down at 2-1 up at
half time full time