Matt Thompson

Born on a different cloud

[Matt Thompson @MattThompson84]

Only women, children, and dogs are loved unconditionally. A man is loved on the condition he provides something.

[Matt Thompson @MattThompson84]

I fucking HATE doing VAT returns

[Matt Thompson @MattThompson84]

Clarkson’s Farm is the best TV show going.

[Marshall Lakes @Marshall_Lakes]

To everyone calling Reform voters Nazis, bigots and ugly…

We’re the ones waving good morning on your street. Making your coffee. Cheering your kids at sports day.

And this morning? We’re winning seats by the thousands across England.

Turns out there are rather a lot of us.

And we’re lovely, actually. 😊

[Matt Thompson @MattThompson84]

If you missed the fight don’t worry, this was Jake Paul the entire time. Enjoy your Christmas dinner through a straw #JoshuaVsPaul

[Matt Thompson @MattThompson84]

Just out here walking the dog like

[Matt Thompson @MattThompson84]

It's fucking boiling, I'm sweating more than the McCann's doing a lie detector test.

[Matt Thompson @MattThompson84]

Happy Gilmore 2, enough said.

[Matt Thompson @MattThompson84]

What the fuck was that #JurassicWorldRebirth

[Matt Thompson @MattThompson84]

What an insane race! In the words of Daniel Ricciardo: "Nico Huuuuuulkennnnbeeeeerrggg"

[Matt Thompson @MattThompson84]

All I took from the F1 Movie was F1 weekends should be shown in cinemas. Looks incredible on the big screen. You just had to ignore the story and the F2 car in the room 🏎️

[Matt Thompson @MattThompson84]

This Glastonbury line-up is beyond shite

[Matt Thompson @MattThompson84]

The fact they continued diving that soda can over and over even after hearing the carbon fibre literally cracking is absolutely wild.
#TitanTheOceanGateDisaster

[Matt Thompson @MattThompson84]

It’s always weird seeing the new names on the board, but it’s even weirder seeing the Ferrari logo next to HAM 🤢

[Laurence Fox @LozzaFox]

The people are waking up to the collusion between the propaganda media and the government.

This is @bbc and @SkyNews getting packed off by the furious people of Merseyside.

The media are the enemy of the truth.
@Keir_Starmer is the enemy of the people.

[Lewis Hamilton @LewisHamilton]

AND YELLOW

[Air Force Dad @AirForceDad50]

@lavern_spicer This will bring you a smile

[Matt Thompson @MattThompson84]

Tough watch that. Mike had the same look in his eye as a lion in the zoo. Thank you for going the distance champ. Fuck Jake Paul.

[Matt Thompson @MattThompson84]

“When you go home, tell them of us and say, for your tomorrow we gave our today" #RemembranceDay2024

[Matt Thompson @MattThompson84]

Verstappen with another penalty...