Matt Updike

Your friendly neighborhood software engineer, weather junkie, Skywarn Spotter, and holder of approximate knowledge of all things.

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@Discover Someone logged into my account unauthorized and added a bank to my credit card account. I also cannot log in and changing my password leads me to a page where it says I'm locked out and to call customer support -- except I just stay on hold and it cuts off. Help?

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I should probably use this account more often.

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