Mathew Vernon

[Mathew Vernon @MattV78]

@richardbrunning @RupertLowe10 Appears to still be the only man to enter Parliament with honest intentions

[Mathew Vernon @MattV78]

@Tankslider The Westfield owners forum would be a good place to advertise this, if you haven’t already - https://t.co/8G1bv0Kc5B

[Gareth Harford @GarethHarford]

He’s at it again. 🤣 @FabioQ20

[Mathew Vernon @MattV78]

@theseoldcars In a previous role didn’t you experiment with a thirsty car driven cautiously and an economical car driven hard, and discover that driving style is the more determinant factor? Rather than engine capacity etc?

[Judy Louie Brown @mcjude]

Since 2016 Dad & I have waged sprout war: I’ve hidden them in chocolate, in his toothpaste, he has retaliated by filling my bedsheets with them... It is an even-sided conflict, with both resorting to greater nefariousness & descending to even more underhand deception each year.

[Mathew Vernon @MattV78]

@theseoldcars ain't no replacement for displacement...

[Mathew Vernon @MattV78]

@GarethEvansUK Don’t feel too sheepish

[Mathew Vernon @MattV78]

@theseoldcars Sure you could squeeze a few more in there somewhere...

[Mathew Vernon @MattV78]

Hey @SkyHelpTeam @skytv, 10+ year VIP customer here - renewal has just come through for TV with a near 50% price increase, AND you want to charge me £30 to renew my contract? It's almost like you don't want my business anymore...

[Mathew Vernon @MattV78]

@GarethEvansUK My Westfield insured with these guys - they do all sorts of specialist stuff; might be worth a call - https://t.co/3cKBY5Tq89

[Mathew Vernon @MattV78]

@theseoldcars That's almost as crazy as this: https://t.co/trw4BJWCi9
£100k for a mini - world has gone mad

[Mathew Vernon @MattV78]

@JustPark Hey guys, keep being emailed to rate my parking experience with you, but haven't yet had any contact about my refund. Not sure you'd want my rating before I get this? Let's talk....

[Mathew Vernon @MattV78]

You’re not fooling anyone mate

[Mathew Vernon @MattV78]

@theseoldcars Unfortunately it seems to be a common problem. This was in Boston the other day

[Mathew Vernon @MattV78]

@IAmSimonHarris 100% plagiarism... What an offer!

[Mathew Vernon @MattV78]

@perrigame Send nood(le)s?

[Mathew Vernon @MattV78]

@GarethEvansUK @Keith_Adams___ I think the scary, first amount is the Kickstartr total - the box is around $75

[Mathew Vernon @MattV78]

@theseoldcars saved 100g by not having the hood painted, went to McDonalds and ordered a qtr pounder meal whilst showing off to the local yoof....