Matt Walsh

Unlike the other Matt Walsh, at least I have the decency to admit I'm a fake.

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshRadio]

Thank you everyone who supported me in 2014. Being a wannabe, contrarian blogger is impossible without brainless fans.

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshRadio]

@projectinnov Please don't ever tag me again. DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'M MATT WALSH!

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshRadio]

@qenohajatul Thank you! How much for 20K followers? Can you give me a good price?

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@SamuelWhiskey Thank you. I just masturbated to your profile pic.

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@LifeNewsToo @SandraSmithFox Don't tag me, bro.

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@TaylorTwo9 @SamuelWhiskey Sure, I charge $10K per post.

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Conflicted about what to write next. A passionate defense of Cosby, or a subtly racist attack on #Ferguson people? #NeverForget #Walgreens

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@NathanToGo I don't LOVE Mein Kampf. I just like it.

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.@ScottWalker I've just followed you. I hope you consider that a ray of sunshine in an otherwise terrible day.

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I just followed @BobbyJindal, hoping he'd pull an Anthony Weiner soon enough. Hey, Bobby, DM me!

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshRadio]

@parker321go @JeffHall7 @drmoore @ChristianPost Really? You like uninformed sheep?

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Thank you, @theblaze for hiring me. Writing for a man whose sole intention is to sell readers diet pills & gold fits my own integrity level.

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I have a question: Am I still "A thing"?

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Also, I'm sorry about the annoying pop-up ads on my blog. It's not easy, nor cheap being a messenger of God.

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Also, @HuffingtonPost, I know you don't pay for blog posts, but what if we call my posts, "Pieces of Heavenly Wordcrafts"?

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Also, I use the phrase "in this day and age" because I'm a great writer. @HuffingtonPost, maybe you can pay me for my "essays"?

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Read my post about Ray Rice! I blame readers' hypocrisy for poor Rice's troubles. @HuffingtonPost, please republish.

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Thank you again, @HuffPostWomen, for publishing my post! Now can you please republish my post with the fetus pictures. That'll be great!

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So far I've made over $3000 off Robin Williams' death. I wonder how much I can make once I get around to blaming the victim in #Ferguson.

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@StevenErtelt @Heritage_Action @rsmccain Holy fucking shit! That's fucking crazy!!!