Matt Ward

Hotty Toddy.

[Matt Ward @MattWard94]

@PonPolizzi This is your first tweet in almost a year. I love it.

[Matt Ward @MattWard94]

@skcots_trading @RadioSilentplay The news is good, the phrasing is bad. It’s comparing Saphyr to an inferior, more expensive product.

[Matt Ward @MattWard94]

@TradingCaptain Relax. If you’ve been watching it for the past month or so you’d notice it almost always drops around 9:00am and most growth happens after hours.

[Matt Ward @MattWard94]

@TLandshark Tbh, yeah. The fact that I’m reading this slightly hungover from my sofa with the curtains drawn doesn’t really help my case.

[Matt Ward @MattWard94]

Same. Once I commit to memory the proper use of ‘then’ and ‘than’ I’ll be unstoppable.

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

I’m learning all the time. My powers are growing.

[Matt Ward @MattWard94]

“We’ve been trying to reach you concerning your vehicle’s extended warranty. You should’ve received a notice in the mail about your car’s extended warranty eligibility. Since we’ve not gotten a response, we’re giving you a final courtesy call before we close out your file.”

[Matt Ward @MattWard94]

@garytiller_ @united @BarstoolBigCat @united sucks, @SouthwestAir is the goat. Honestly, I’d take an Uber from @TheRealOJ32 before flying them. Your thoughts? @BarstoolBigCat

[New Orleans Saints @Saints]

W.

[Matt Ward @MattWard94]

@TLandshark Chicken... sandwich?

[Matt Ward @MattWard94]

With the night king coming, there’s only one one person who can save Westeros: https://t.co/HGB0enyWsN

[Michael Thomas @Cantguardmike]

“Crazy lady speaking tongues said it’s gon work “

[Matt Ward @MattWard94]

@PardonMyTake The grossest part is that it’s Raisin Bran

[Mark Ingram II @markingramII]

NOLA‼️ I LOVE YOU‼️ I had to address you properly. I wrote my heartfelt thoughts on my IG because twitter won’t let me have enough characters! Please follow me there and read my love and thanks to the amazing city of New Orleans‼️ ⚜️🖤⚜️🖤⚜️🖤⚜️

[Matt Ward @MattWard94]

@whosgotskins @ChickfilA I’m sure chick-fil-a would beg to differ.

[Matt Ward @MattWard94]

Breaking my Twitter hiatus for this: @ChickfilA has heart shaped biscuits today.

[Matt Ward @MattWard94]

@TLandshark @ChickfilA I apologize for offending you, sir.

[Matt Ward @MattWard94]

@depreo Is Tiki going to start delivering Hurrican Supplies?

[Matt Ward @MattWard94]

Congrats to fellow reb @craigathor for placing third!

[Matt Ward @MattWard94]

@BlueMoonBrewCo what is this in my blue moon? Pretty gross

[Matt Ward @MattWard94]

"So I really want to piss off everyone in my class, but I only want to send one email. What should I do?"