Mwat247

[Mwat247 @MattWaters1]

@LewisHamilton Austria 9th to 2nd easily, you got this! #hamiltontowin #silverstone2014 #F1

[Mwat247 @MattWaters1]

@ZoeBromfield bullied into this, and use my own joke ON me, sort it out luv

[Mwat247 @MattWaters1]

Follow 1 simple instruction, "go left at the roundabout", so you go straight across making your journey home a nightmare...@ZoeBromfield

[Mwat247 @MattWaters1]

Bowling with @ZoeBromfield ... Game on

[Mwat247 @MattWaters1]

Casino then cinema with @zoebromfield #BESTNIGHTEVER

[QUOTES @TeenagerBook]

No matter how carefully you choose your words, they will always end up being twisted by others.

[Mwat247 @MattWaters1]

Casual fly in the scottish mountains

[QUOTES @TeenagerBook]

I may not say "i miss you" all the time, but once i say, I'm sure no body's missing you more than me.

[Mwat247 @MattWaters1]

woman in labour screaming at her husband...woah hold up he says...i wanted to stick it up your arse but YOU said that might HURT!!

[Mwat247 @MattWaters1]

@Fearnecotton yes yes yes! I am sooooo there! So excited! Will you be there too Fearne?

[fearne cotton @Fearnecotton]

Today is the big, sweet, candy floss flavoured day! Katy Perry on my show for our live lounge special! @katyperry woop

[Mwat247 @MattWaters1]

Can't wait to see @katyperry perform tomorrow for Radio 1 #excited

[Nostalgia @ComedyPosts]

Pizza is like sex, when it is good, it's really good, and when it's bad... it's still pretty good.

[out of context things @TheComedyHumor]

When I'm standing alone in public, I play with my phone or pretend to text so I don’t look like a loner.

[QUOTES @TeenagerBook]

Forget about the past, because it's already over. Make yourself a brighter future by focusing on the present.

[QUOTES @TeenagerBook]

When you meet someone special, you'll know. Your heart will beat more rapidly and you'll smile for no reason.

[QUOTES @TeenagerBook]

I can't explain the smile that appears on my face when you talk to me.

[Mwat247 @MattWaters1]

I just missed the chance to see @JohnBishop100 by seconds :( well done John #whataguy