Matthew Watson

I write code. Sometimes it even works. Kilmarnock FC. Miami Dolphins. Vegan 🌱

[Matthew Watson @MattWatson90]

Watching the keynote speech from a security conference in the US and a wild Kingsley appears @Oldfirmfacts1

[Matthew Watson @MattWatson90]

@toshtastic79

[Matthew Watson @MattWatson90]

Mon the rabbits.

[BBC Breakfast @BBCBreakfast]

A business that breeds rabbits for meat is closing its remaining farm and handing over 250 rabbits to activists.

https://t.co/XxwiCuFAjr

[Matthew Watson @MattWatson90]

Hemming saves that every time.

[Matthew Watson @MattWatson90]

I thought this was Stephen O’Donnell.

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

✍️ We are delighted to announce that Ben Davies has signed a new contract with the Club which will run until 2025.

[Matthew Watson @MattWatson90]

Well, that escalated quickly.

[Matthew Watson @MattWatson90]

The replies to this vs the quote tweets.

[Matthew Watson @MattWatson90]

"Live from Spain." Is this cunt over there working as a Rod Stewart tribute act?

[Jeremy Vine & Daytime on 5 @JeremyVineOn5]

"It's another excuse just like Covid, people just want to stay at home... we're opening the floodgates for all the snowflakes"

Charlie Mullins says he would sack anyone who asked to work from home during a heatwave.

@CharlieM_OBE | @ClaudiaLizaTV | #JeremyVine

[ESPN UK @ESPNUK]

Looking like an all vegan Wimbledon final today 🌱

[A P 💙 @profgrump]

She'd have been 61 today. Remembering Diana, Princess of Wales.

[Matthew Watson @MattWatson90]

@toshtastic79 I thought I read a while ago it's because their mains electricity has a lower voltage than us, so kettles take fucking ages to boil. No idea if that's an urban legend

[Matthew Watson @MattWatson90]

Funny how “cherishing life” never seems to extend to providing free health care.

[Doug Ducey @DougDucey]

I am proud that Arizona has been ranked the most pro-life state in the country. Here, we will continue to cherish life and protect it in every way possible. 2/2

[Matthew Watson @MattWatson90]

@toshtastic79 Hard as fuck?

[Matthew Watson @MattWatson90]

Every so often the Twitter algorithm decides I'm a big fan of a random sports team and hammers me with suggested tweets for that team. Previously it was the Chicago Blackhawks, now it's Chelsea

[Matthew Watson @MattWatson90]

The speckiest man in existence?

[No Evictions Network @no_evictions]

No state ever survived to resist its power, demand. But always when people come together the change will happen. Welcome to all those who are and were there and congratulations 👏

[Matthew Watson @MattWatson90]

@CantALoupe_FF Not involved as much anymore after his retirement

[Matthew Watson @MattWatson90]

Did that idiot just say that you don’t get clouds in Spain?

[Bryan @BryanSpoon79]

Rangers message to all their fans ahead of the Europa League Final

[Matthew Watson @MattWatson90]

Things you love to see.

[Otto English @Otto_English]

Britain's strictest Head teacher @Miss_Snuffy has a fake Churchill quote on her school wall.

Nowhere in the canon of Churchill's writing or speeches did he say this. Suggest you get some paint.

[Matthew Watson @MattWatson90]

Far be it from me to ever praise anything that comes out of Ibrox or Rangers FC, but that “I’m Feeling It” tune that they’ve introduced to the wider footballing world is a belter.