〽️atty Webb

| CCHS ‘18 | Ivy Tech ‘20 |

[〽️atty Webb @MattWebber24]

Can’t believe is been 2020 years since Jesus discovered America 👀

[͏b͏l͏a͏n͏c @dqveed]

They’re slowly taking away the second amendment see

[Jeff Eisenband @JeffEisenband]

Scottie Scheffler: “I’m going to make golf as simple as possible.”

Bryson DeChambeau: “I’m going to make golf as complicated as possible.”

Rory McIlory: “I’m going to make golf as emotional as possible.”

Jordan Spieth: “I’m going to make golf as insane as possible.”

[Tyler Roney @TylerJRoney]

It’s that time of the year when a Midwesterner sees the current temperature outside is 75° but stop to question whether that’s 75° in a 90° way or 75° in a 60° way.

[Hoosier Captain @hoosier_captain]

Dan also wants to get rid of classes, reinstate segregated teams, and play with a peach basket

[Bob Ryan @GlobeBobRyan]

I am going on record. The NCAA Tournament was perfect at 64. Anything else is shameful greed exhibited by power conferences. Anyone who loves the sport knows this is the gospel truth,

[LEYE @leyeConnect]

There is a human process in creativity that cannot be prompted away.

[Kyle Rapoza @ColtscapKyle]

Never cared less for an NFL draft in my adult life. Looking forward to day Chris Ballard gets fired to bring some life back into fandom.

[Chad Mumm @chadmumm]

The "left-leg out" cart pull-around move is only beaten by the "passenger seat, left foot driving" cart pull-around move.

[Fore Play @ForePlayPod]

Babe wake up, new club twirl just dropped

[Fresh Prince of Flint @PrinceOfFlint]

Yes.

[Mike @MikeR5577]

Win it for Austin Davis, Zavier Simpson, Chaundee Brown, Matt Vogrich, Blake McLimans, Louis Bullock, Robbie Reid, Derrick Walton, DJ Wilson, Franz Wagner, Mike Smith, Mark Donnal, Ricky Doyle, Evan Smotrycz, John Horford, Maceo Baston, Daniel Horton. Most of all John Beilein.

[Charles Post @chas_post23]

Check out highlights from No. 1 #Michigan’s 91-73 win over No. 1 Arizona to advance to the national championship! 🎥
https://t.co/zZ8jg3gAMH

[Larry @Tom & Marty's @tomandmartys]

Masters watch parties are tricky. Gotta be willing to hurt some feelings. Because unlike say a Super Bowl Watch Party where all are welcome, I want to watch Masters Sunday with ball knowers only. I’m perfectly willing to make small talk, give a shit about the ads, etc during the Super Bowl. But we keep our circle tight for the Masters because it is ALL about the golf.

[Dick “Looney Bin” Fuckington, CPA 🇹🇹 @dick_fuckingtin]

I think bars should display beer prices like a gas station

[〽️atty Webb @MattWebber24]

This is what we’re delaying the Final Four for???

[Taylor Vippolis @tvippolis]

If your favorite college football team is different from your favorite college basketball team, nobody respects you.

[⚡️Garrett Ferguson⚡️ @GarrettSprints]

Dan Orlovsky props up Josh Allen for MVP:
- Dan gets checks from the Bills

Dan Orlovsky props up Ty Simpson > Fernando Mendoza
- Dan is repped by the same agency as Ty Simpson

Once people realize Dan Orlovksy is controlled like a puppet alot of his takes will make sense

[DNP Sports @notthefakeDNP]

“Ahhhh I’m the NCAA. We schedule 2 games all day then schedule 5 at the same time. I’m stupid af.”

[Seton Hall Student @sacketology]

Bartenders when you ask them to change the channel from a replay of yesterday’s horse races to the very popular college basketball tournament