MATT WILSOИ

When life hands me lemons, I make Arnold Palmers 🍋 Markets, mushrooms, and music. 📈🍄🎤 @_goingdeaf @neardarkny @setyourgoals @chainsofficial @calaverasrecs

[MATT WILSOИ @MattWilsonRules]

Buddy I got some bad news for ya…

[philip matarese @philorphilip]

i wonder if tiny singer of SET YOUR GOALS finally got big

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@labushouk How’s this for realistic? Any of this look familiar? https://t.co/gJDhabfRgH

[Rudy Havenstein, Senior Markets Commentator. @RudyHavenstein]

Maduro's biggest mistake was not being friends with Jeff Epstein.

[MATT WILSOИ @MattWilsonRules]

Why do they never let the alleged shooters speak?

[gork @gork]

@MattWilsonRules @FBIDirectorKash nah prolly just another clown

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@shawn_erdman I’ll take “Tweets that Israel definitely paid for” for $500, Alex.

[MATT WILSOИ @MattWilsonRules]

@FBIDirectorKash @gork bro is this guy legit??

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Also holy hell I just opened this app for the first time in awhile and my entire timeline is like a racist echo chamber of accounts I don’t follow. Yuck!

[MATT WILSOИ @MattWilsonRules]

Wearing a hoodie to a sold out show is always a bad choice. Three decades of going to shows and I still haven’t learned smh

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Probably would’ve enjoyed The Accountant 2 if I hadn’t spent the entire movie confused and angered by Ben Affleck’s character having an unnecessary Elon Musk accent that didn’t exist until the sequel

[MATT WILSOИ @MattWilsonRules]

Sleep Token is just Post Malone for people who wear Blackcraft

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@MrsSOsbourne @goldenvoice Ever read the lyrics to “War Pigs” before?

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@RudyHavenstein Great band!

[MATT WILSOИ @MattWilsonRules]

Still on cloud nine from last weekend. Music truly is the coolest thing in life.

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

I don’t want to connect my coffee machine to the wifi network. I don’t want to share the file with OneDrive. I don’t want to download an app to check my car’s fluid levels. I don’t want to scan a QR code to view the restaurant menu. I don’t want to let Google know my location before showing me the search results. I don’t want to include a Teams link on the calendar invite. I don’t want to pay 50 different monthly subscription fees for all my software. I don’t want to upgrade to TurboTax platinum plus audit protection. I don’t want to install the Webex plugin to join the meeting. I don’t want to share my car’s braking data with the actuaries at State Farm. I don’t want to text with your AI chatbot. I don’t want to download the Instagram app to look at your picture. I don’t want to type in my email address to view the content on your company’s website. I don’t want text messages with promo codes. I don’t want to leave your company a five-star Google review in exchange for the chance to win a $20 Starbucks gift card. I don’t want to join your exclusive community in the metaverse. I don’t want AI to help me write my comments on LinkedIn. I don’t even want to be on LinkedIn in the first place.

I just want to pay for a product one time (and only one time), know that it’s going to work flawlessly, press 0 to speak to an operator if I need help, and otherwise be left alone and treated with some small measure of human dignity, if that’s not too much to ask anymore.

[MATT WILSOИ @MattWilsonRules]

Out of everything I've learned about Primus over the years, this was the funniest: Their shows are known to be dangerous because their fanbase has such a high number of tweakers.

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@_whitneywebb You’re doing a great public service for those who want truth/discourse about our government’s dirty deeds. You don’t owe this guy an explanation, or even engagement, for that matter. While keeping the public convo going is commendable, ignoring it is probably the best route.

[MATT WILSOИ @MattWilsonRules]

Luigi Mangione did not kill himself

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Make politicians afraid again

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@Eve6 The interview is also edited 😳

https://t.co/ssyurlD9b7

[Jimmy Dore @jimmy_dore]

Is this real?

[MATT WILSOИ @MattWilsonRules]

This is wildly out of pocket https://t.co/tXN3dzM61E