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[Calgary Police @CalgaryPolice]

🚨 How to search for Parker on your property 🚨

Many people have asked what we mean when we ask residents to "check their property." In this video, Sergeant Chris Martin demonstrates how to properly search areas where Parker may seek shelter.

What might not make sense to you could make sense to Parker.

Please thoroughly check your own property and any public spaces you are permitted to access. Do not enter or search private property without permission.

Parker is known to enter accessible buildings and can lock doors behind him. Check homes, garages, sheds, vehicles, trailers, RVs, storage areas, under decks, between fences & hedges, & anywhere a child may seek shelter from the heat.

Parker is neurodivergent & non-verbal & may become frightened if approached by strangers. If you see him, do not approach. Keep him in sight & call 911 immediately.

Information?
☎️ CPS: 403-266-1234
🛑 @stopcrimeyyc
📞 @MCSCanada: 1-800-661-6160 | https://t.co/JXtsTsf3fr
📲 MCSC rescu: https://t.co/VyYpWzXyRV

⚖ Case #: CA26318270 | 3955

[MattZoot @MattZoot]

@EmergencyInfoBC Good work @cmcalgary been filling you for a long time and you usually manage to ride that sweet line between having an opinion and public service. Happy Father's Day! I'm sure mini made you a nice card!

[Interesting AF @interesting_aIl]

Satisfying factory work

[MattZoot @MattZoot]

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[MattZoot @MattZoot]

@libsoftiktok Can you be sure to let us know where you are moving from and to? We will need to adjust the gravity fields to account for the change in mass.

[ConocoPhillips @conocophillips]

Construction on Surmont began in 1997 with a small SAGD pilot. In 2014, the Surmont team began the design of Pad 267, and in 2023 #ConocoPhillips reached a milestone with first oil at this well pad. Learn more: https://t.co/h3clRroaYO

[MattZoot @MattZoot]

@meyer_lucas There has to be more Wheels. Not even a debate.

[CochraneNow @cochranenow]

The events provide a taste of the ranching world, and it's free to attend, thanks to Silmdor Contracting.
#CochraneLions #SlimdorContracting #RanchRodeo #LabourDayRodeoWeekend
Friday marks the 20th year of Slimdor Ranch Rodeo https://t.co/DwJcthllZN

[MattZoot @MattZoot]

@LukaszukAB Try the parking lot by the SPADY site. What you saw was just average citizens. They could film The Walking Dead and not pay for extras and the makeup.

[Apogee Entertainment @Apogee_Ent]

We find boxes in storage. And we give that shit away!

How about an original 1995 Rise of the Triad CD/game, plus a signed by @ScottApogee CD insert. And a desk mat that has ROTT on it, too! Just...

👉 RETWEET, FOLLOW, LIKEY

Free shipping worldwide. Giveaway ends Thursday!

[MattZoot @MattZoot]

@timquerengesser Jean-marc is right. The only regret I have is not getting the slider.

[MattZoot @MattZoot]

@isolinearchip_ @MalMuses 3/2 is my favorite part. Well written and accurate for the whole works I say.

[MattZoot @MattZoot]

@CraigBaird "If Yan can cook, so can you!"

[Alberta Wildfire @AlbertaWildfire]

A fire ban and off-highway vehicle restriction are in effect for the Alberta Forest Protection Area. Outdoor wood fires on public and private land are prohibited. The recreational use of OHVs on public land is also prohibited. For more information, visit https://t.co/pSQwpP7CjX.

[MattZoot @MattZoot]

@PicardTips These were the words I lived my life by. So long and thanks for all the fish.

[Apogee Entertainment @Apogee_Ent]

We found an unopened box of Duke Nukem Atomic games! And we're gonna give some away--to THREE lucky winners!

Just RETWEET, LIKE & FOLLOW.

Each winner gets: A Duke CD from this box, a Duke mouse pad, a leather Duke coaster, a Duke 1996 bumper sticker & signed letterhead!

[MattZoot @MattZoot]

@kidkoala @StarliteRoom Eric, I wanted soo much to see your show when you were in yyc. Unfortunately I had committed to other plans. Welcome back to western Canada. Come back soon... please

[MattZoot @MattZoot]

@elmor_e A great librarian is is a sight to behold. "I heard about a book once about a guy who had a truck and a cool dog..." oh obviously this one. Amazing! But really is there a better hook for Stephen King? "The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed"

[MattZoot @MattZoot]

@LynchOnAir @TylerOnAir Congrats guys. @X929 has exceptional talent and I love every voice I hear. But I do still miss you guys.

[MattZoot @MattZoot]

@Andrew_Beckler found this one blowing down the street. An entry for punny businesses.