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[Matt @Matt_574]

“Is he really wearing that?”

“Why is he even here?”

“Incredibly selfish.”

“Someone should say something.”

- Me to Me about the hot guy in the gym I’ve just realized is wearing a wedding ring

[Matt @Matt_574]

People will just wear anything on a plane.

[Matt @Matt_574]

did you look in the canned fish aisle ?

[Matt @Matt_574]

@BurgerKing are you fucking kidding me

[Matt @Matt_574]

#TeamSasha

[Matt @Matt_574]

@MegoLoria Oh and also congrats 🎉

[Matt @Matt_574]

@MegoLoria I love this so much

[Matt @Matt_574]

Sleeping in the AC with the fan on is not a personality trait.

[B R A N D O N (he/him) @brandon_andrews]

I MISS L.A.

cc: @leeannamusic @Matt_574

[john @johnstheworst]

I’m assuming dry January is over

[B R A N D O N (he/him) @brandon_andrews]

Thank you @Matt_574

[Matt @Matt_574]

@Brandon_Andrews 💀💀💀

[Steve Malden @steve_malden]

A year ago, someone walked into the coffee shop where I work and ordered a pumpkin latte. I wrote my number on the receipt. Celebrating a year today. Things between us are crisis level bad. Each day together feels worse than the last. But being alone is my greatest fear

[Matt @Matt_574]

@LaurenWitzkeDE “Go back to your own country,” said the descendants of immigrants to the immigrant in a country made up almost entirely of immigrants.

[Stormy Daniels @StormyDaniels]

Hahaha! Although I wasn't paid for sex and therefore technically not a "hooker" I'll take being that over what you are any day. You sold your pussy AND your soul...and I'm legal. Keep talking about me. I like your new tits btw. Post (more) nudes? #bebest lol

[Matt @Matt_574]

@sassleski YESSSSSS

[Matt @Matt_574]

@MindMassage Can you tell me what sawing pussy is? V confused. No images please

[Matt @Matt_574]

Why did Kloe Kardashian come out to RuPaul’s drag race to tell us her pussy was big? Who do I talk to about this?