Matt Acton

World traveller. Weekend warrior. Pretentious twat.

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Hey @LastWeekTonight & @iamjohnoliver …even in the shadows, these cunts are definitely fucking each other.

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@AvantiWestCoast Please pass on my DEEPEST thanks to the Shop Crew, Richard, Liv and Kirsty on yesterdays 1612hrs 1A47 390112 MAN>EUS journey... I was dangerously hypoglycemic and I have no doubt that their swift action and care saved my life.

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@realDonaldTrump In your dreams, you oversized, wrinkly excuse for a fat orange #narcissist

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What's this about Europeans not being able to invade Area 51? Hell, if you pay for my flight, I'll be there... I'm sure many of us will... the rest can carry on with their #invadevatican plans #freethealiens #freethechildren

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.@MrNishKumar Love your work, but you need to visit my tailor, my friend #longshirts #shortjackets

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@andrewbayer hello! We’re throwing an afterparty now listening to ‘Your Eyes’ and need you to settle a debate... is it “I melt away” or “I’m melting away”? @anebrun

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I think I need to start using Twitter a bit more.... #haventpostedinmonths

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@qrsupport Why aren't @qatarairways responding to my attempts at contact regarding my missing tier points and Avios?? I'm missing 280 TP + @AviosUK on my @British_Airways account!!!

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@richsolarstone @richsolarstone Hahaha! #CraneUpdate

[Solarstone. @richsolarstone]

Just..... #pure

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@realDonaldTrump Try doing something about gun laws in your country then you giant wotsit coloured cunt of a man… #askingforafriend

[Universe Today @universetoday]

There is a car, in space. Launched by a rocket with reused parts that landed back on Earth by a billionaire who wants to colonize Mars. - Universe Today https://t.co/X6vD2oiDNw by @fcain

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@stren000 @elonmusk The only intel I’ve come across so far, was that it was ‘lost’... which essentially means it will burn up in the atmosphere, as it wasn’t in a trajectory for LEO, so I’m guessing it will burn up soon... but tell us more, Elon!

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A slight delay, but it’s done absolutely nothing to diffuse the excitement I’m feeling for this… https://t.co/f4o2h0DfdO

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I love the views up here! @ Duck & Waffle https://t.co/xMO5t7yOfy

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I love my friends 😂🕺🇬🇧❤️ #Chester @ Chester, Cheshire https://t.co/epjjtvwMK7

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There’s only one way to appropriately recover from a hangover... it’s #BloodyMary time! @… https://t.co/Z0aVy29OvT

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Fantastic times as always, #Berlin... I'm looking forward to seeing you again in a couple of… https://t.co/M5zsYo3I7X

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Flying on a @british_airways bird, 1A at 35,000ft, with a Tanqueray Export Strength G&T...… https://t.co/bbQ6cEtIjB

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Currently on a BA bird... 1A with a G&T, at 35,000ft... the only possible way one could be… https://t.co/gK2ThSAbSN