Matthew “Mattaphor” Bair

Husband & Father. Financial Service Professional & Investor.

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@ChicagoBears y’all should come to San Diego! #sellormovetheteam

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Download #RAIDShadowLegends and get a free Legendary Champion - Loki the Deceiver! https://t.co/yIqZaK96JH #LokiChase

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@MrBeast Got my vote ✅

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“Every master was once a disaster”

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Shout out to me for making it one year with no alcohol. Let’s keep it going!

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Interesting how certain people will tell you not to do something without offering a better solution. “Dont do _________!” What do I do instead? “¯\_(ツ)_/¯”

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Just because you had kids first, that doesn’t make you a better parent. Just saying ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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“I’m open minded but I’m set in my ways”……wait what?!?

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I recently heard that “nothing is doing the thing but doing the thing”. Sounds so simple and unarguable.

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@Apple straight up saving lives! #thankyou #apple #SOSfeature

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@PopCrave Exit now Keke! That’s the first of many red flags 🚩. My wife and the mother of my son can wear whatever, whenever she wants. I encourage it.

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I think buying fireworks is dumb! Help me understand please #wasteofmoney #4thofJuly

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@mcuban @mcuban is my President 🇺🇸. #youhavemyvote

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💨 giveth inspiration and 💨 taketh away!

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Terminator is the prequel to the Matrix. John Wick is what happens if he chooses the blue pill vs the red pill or something like that 😳

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@Apple sleek iPhone case with an attachment case for airbuds at the bottom of the phone. Charging capabilities set up human centipede style for both iPhone & Airbuds. Bonus points for a credit card holder on the rear.

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Trump First…..former president to be indicted in U.S. history. Finally, he is first at something! #fingerscrossed

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@SportsCenter Taysom Hill is the DEFINITION of football 🏈.

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Just saw some lady with her phone to ear, driving in the middle lane with her hazard lights on. So considerate! I wonder how the cops would look at this 🤔 #RoadSafety

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How awesome would it be to see Denzel Washington joined the MCU as Reed Richards/Mr Fantastic?! Jonathan Majors/Kang and Denzel both on the screen at the same time 💥😳🤩🥹@MarvelStudios @Marvel