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Dental Student. I like gin. || University Of Manchester ||

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@AlexGedeFitness

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@AlexGedeFitness hey man

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@virginmedia is my engineer coming to fit my broadband today? Was told 1-6pm but still no sign of anyone?

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@Homebase_help I’m really not pleased. You haven’t responded to my query yet you have responded to other people who sent messages after me. Please can you respond ASAP.

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@Homebase_help I have heard nothing about my order and need it ASAP! If it’s delayed can someone please change the delivery address?

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@thorntonschocs my Xmas selection chocolate box has some deformed chocolates in it :(

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@JAMESTATTON I know! The naughty girl 😈

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@BurgerKing have you changed your cheese recently? Just had a cheeseburger and the cheese actually tasted of vomit!

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Our country is a mess.

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#WHP16 registration now live. Sign up at https://t.co/fIVXMFs8o1

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Don't get why people think it's "outrageous Jeremy Clarkson was fired. If I punched someone at work I'd get sacked. Why is he any different?

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It's fine I still have my health... Just not my £900 laptop I saved up for and only bought in January.

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I would like to congratulate the burglars who stole my laptop from my bedroom in the 5 minutes I was downstairs making a green tea.

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My first tweet I'm ages....

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Garlic Bread Memes completes my life.

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I find Lorde annoying. But this is good.

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I keep super-liking munters by accident.

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My new favourite thing is sending GIFs of Angela Lansbury to people on Facebook messenger.

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Why are receptionists nearly always called Debbie?

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Had a haircut. It went wrong. I now look like a lesbian.